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[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 12 hours ago

New rule. If we are going to award the Presidential Medal of Freedom posthumously, we have to dig up the corpse.

Don't have a corpse? Then no Presidential Medal of Freedom for you.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 4 points 20 hours ago

Trump tends to be nice to people who act fully subservient to him -- those he has dominated.

And wasn't Kirk on the "we should see the Epstein files" side of the MAGA divide except for that one afternoon when he said he was over it?

Having a problematic person publicly killed and then "honored" like this sure feels on brand for the wannabe mafia shitheads pulling the strings. It's like how they revel in their hypocrisy rather than hiding it because they care much more about rubbing it in their enemies' faces than they do about their own integrity.

Worthless medal at this point.

[–] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 4 points 20 hours ago

We can be angry that a sack of shit was given an award, or we can be glad for the requirements that are needed to be met in order to receive it. I for one, am impatiently looking forward to trump’s posthumous award(s).

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

Lol.

He's still dead.

Can just stuff it in the hole I guess.

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Everything about Kirk's death is performative and self-serving. Even from his widow. And I hate saying that, but it's true.

All the way back to the first so-called "memorial" whose poster included 3-people, (Vance, Trump, and Kirk's widow) and literally no photo of Kirk himself...on a poster for HIS goddamn memorial. We all know that turned into nothing more than a MAGA rally, and from there nothing has changed.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

Charlie Kuck's dead body is being used for a grift.

Fitting, really.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 21 hours ago

and I hate saying that

Why? It's the truth. Bitch was literally profiting off of his death within days. Money really is the only thing the right cares about.

don't hate saying that - it's so abundantly absurd, and deserves to be called out. The whole video Erika took is self-centered and just plain weird. I can't say it was a loveless marriage, but she certainly wasn't grieving his death.

[–] myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip 53 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Welcome to America! Where a convicted felon, pedophile and reality tv “star” is president and we worship racist, bigoted podcasters.

Just so much winning!

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 days ago

Anything to draw the attention away from the Epstein files.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 232 points 2 days ago (5 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horst-Wessel-Lied

Horst Wessel was a Nazi street fighter of no great distinction. He died in a brawl with some other thugs his landlady had hired.

Because his death played into Party propaganda, he was posthumously raised to secular sainthood. The ballad of his death became a favorite Nazi marching song.

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 37 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

He died in a brawl

Unless I'm misremembering something, he was shot in the face when he opened his apartment door.

late recall: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horst_Wessel Yeah, shot at his door.

[–] T156@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He brawled with the shotgun shell, and lost.

So just like Carotid Artery Charlie, he lost the gun debate the hard way

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[–] kingofras@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If the Germans get wind of this, those plagiarism charges will most certainly nail them to the cross.

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[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The brown shirt loser was overdue on his rent payment and the landlord asked some locals to help him/her out. Well, the locals were communist party members and they really took it out on him.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Communist... landlord enforcers? 🙃

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago

Are you suggesting that the Nazis’ characterisation of someone may have been exaggerated to serve their purposes?

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[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 days ago (15 children)

While you’re drawing parallels, remind everyone how to stop Nazis.

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[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 55 points 2 days ago (3 children)

At this point the presidential medal of freedom is worth less then the paper crown you get at Burger King.

[–] Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Arguably, you have more freedom at BK because you can have it your way.

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[–] rayyy@piefed.social 77 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The award has become less than meaningless after Lush Limbaugh's.

[–] MeekerThanBeaker@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just like being president.

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"But some of his comments on gun violence, LGBTQ issues, race and more often drew criticism from liberals and others."

So understated lol

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[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 50 points 2 days ago

Ehh... worthless award anymore after he bastardized it already

[–] besselj@lemmy.ca 62 points 2 days ago (5 children)

An extraordinary champion of gun rights

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

No he wasn't, he was against certain people owning firearms, wanna take a guess at which people.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 52 points 2 days ago (2 children)

He literally said that gun deaths are the price we have to pay for a free society.

I geuss the medal is for his contribution to that cause??

[–] besselj@lemmy.ca 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's sorta like a participation trophy, yeah

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[–] IndridCold@lemmy.ca 37 points 2 days ago

He can wear it from his neck piercing.

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Assholes of the earth.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago

Does the medal look like a target?

[–] Taco2112@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Donald J Trumph is the president of the USA

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[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

I like both interpretations of posthumously in this sentence, but I like the other one better.

[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 16 points 2 days ago

A lot of medals and awards are going to have asterisks on certain entries in the lists after this.

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