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[-] Gork@lemm.ee 181 points 9 months ago

"Day 33: Problematic symptoms developing in Patient X. Current fluctuations from the implant are causing unwanted signals in the somatosensory cortex. The patient is expressing aggressive behavior as a result, presumably due to the interference of the implant on normal sensory function. It is unknown what is causing the fluctuations.

Day 45: Patient X sedated following a violent outburst that injured a staff member. fMRI scans indicate an uptick in activity in the premotor cortex compared to the previous scan four days ago. Patient X not responding well to the Brain-Computer Interface. Violent aggression may not be consciously controllable.

Day 46: Patient X escaped Secure Room Alpha. Lockdown initiated. Quarantine measures are now in effect. There is a loud banging on the lab door. This might be my last journal entry. Before I leave this Earth, please let the shareholders know I created value for them."

[-] rzlatic@lemmy.ml 82 points 9 months ago

i remember rightwingers, the same who praise elon musk lately, screamed for months about implanting chips during covid vaccinations. oh the irony.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 65 points 9 months ago

And that wasn't even real. They howled about a fake scenario, and then praise the actual event happening.

[-] rzlatic@lemmy.ml 22 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

large number of conservative/rightwing blabbering about others, pointing fingers and blaming various imagionary boogiemen, with time somehow manages to endup as their projection. it's becoming a rule.

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[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 68 points 9 months ago

Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale

Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 27 points 9 months ago

That especially applies to Elon, who claimed that Douglas Adams inspired his dream of creating an AI. The same Douglas Adams that only wrote about AIs that were faulty, assholes or both.

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[-] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 35 points 9 months ago

Security Log day 42: Our request for a proper security door was denied. “Just buy a master lock, it’s cheaper” was the reply.

Oh well, I’ll make something work. Right after my quick meeting with HR.

[Last log entry]

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[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 31 points 9 months ago

June 9th: Of the original four dozen, over 75% are now deceased. Strangely, no clear patterns have emerged as of yet.

Batch 5 seems to have no common discernible effect on any specific group though the men seem slightly more resilient than the women.

June 18: And only five left now. Two men and three women.

The man in room five is a fascinating case. Physically, there doesn't seem to be anything wrong with him. No cellular anomalies, nothing.

December 24th: I was in the mess. It was about half past ten when we heard the first explosion.

The ones at the front ran straight into the gas. It was horrible.

It was the man in room five. I couldn't have known. The chemical supplies, grease solvents, ammonia, fertilizer. He'd been making things with them.

Mustard gas... And napalm.

And in the yard, I saw him. He had the flames behind him. He was naked.

He looked at me...

As if I were an insect. Oh god. As if I were something mounted on a slide.

He looked at me.

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[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 145 points 9 months ago

Imagine voluntarily granting an advertising company direct access to your brain.

[-] Lmaydev@programming.dev 43 points 9 months ago

I can imagine for people who are disabled this is super exciting stuff.

[-] flicker@lemmy.world 57 points 9 months ago

I work with a lot of disabled people and while obviously my sample size isn't large enough to write a paper, the ones capable of understanding consent all think this is a terrible, terrible idea.

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[-] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 54 points 9 months ago

I can imagine for people who ~~are~~ want to be disabled this is super exciting stuff

Fixed that for you.

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[-] agressivelyPassive@feddit.de 40 points 9 months ago

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[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 27 points 9 months ago

“I can finally walk, but I really enjoy the bold rich flavor of PrimeCorp nutrition bar.”

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[-] Furbag@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago

This kind of emerging technology preys upon those people's hopes of living a normal life again. I just recently saw a YouTube video of people who got implants to cure blindness (with a glasses-like device to bridge the gap) and once the company that produces them went out of business they ceased support for their units that were inevitably going to fail as all hardware does.

Elon Musk and Neuralink is no different. They're rushing this tech to market and they know it. High likelihood of it becoming abandonware, but improving the lives of their patients was never the goal. Making money is the goal.

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[-] charonn0@startrek.website 108 points 9 months ago

Just recently I was reading about blind people who got experimental eye implants several years ago. They're having serious problems now because the company stopped supporting the implants.

https://spectrum.ieee.org/bionic-eye-obsolete

[-] Jordan_U@lemmy.ml 34 points 9 months ago

All implanted medical device firmware should be Free Software.

https://youtu.be/k2FNqXhr4c8

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago

...how. I make plastic medical devices and I need to support them for 10 years by law, since that is considered "lifetime" for it. How is a company not supporting them before the lifetime of the product (i.e. before they need to take them out) and gets away with it?

[-] YerbaYerba@lemm.ee 25 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

If your company goes bankrupt before 10 years is up, what happens?

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[-] piecat@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Bankruptcy maybe?

Edit: article says company was on verge of bankruptcy.

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[-] lledrtx@lemmy.world 91 points 9 months ago

Do people think this is new? We have been able to do this for decades. I'm a lowly PhD student and even I get to work with humans whose brains we are actively recording from (although I don't put the electrodes in there myself).

Just another instance of Muskrat talking about things he doesn't know. I used to think he was a genius when he was talking about rockets, then he started talking about things I know (neuro & AI)...

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 9 months ago

Elon never invents anything new. He finds a complex concept, scuffs off at it's complexity and announces it's actually really simple. Creates company that over-simplifies things.

Sometimes his project fails enough times that it starts working (space x).

[-] lledrtx@lemmy.world 28 points 9 months ago

He has so much money that he can keep doing it. And hire the best in the field - there's no money in academia so of course they'll go. And then he'll take credit for their hard work eventually of course.

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[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 83 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Oh shit, those logs were always like that too! Short and revealing, I always wondered who would write like that. Well here we are.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 37 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I've been thinking about it a lot as simply a literary tool and how hard it must be to come up with all the little notes and logs that just give the audience little glimpses and makes them piece the whole story together themselves, as opposed to simply telling a story in a more traditional way. It always feels like what we, the player, can see in the course of a game is miniscule compared to what they had written behind the scenes.

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[-] De_Narm@lemmy.world 60 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Has anyone a TL;DR why they could do that? Last time I heard anything about Neuralink they were mass killing animals with botched implants.

[-] Johanno@feddit.de 71 points 9 months ago

Enough animals died. Now humans have their turn

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 45 points 9 months ago
[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago

Username checks out

[-] ink@sh.itjust.works 40 points 9 months ago

Do we have any concrete evidence that he’s even telling the truth? Something other than a tweet on a platform he owns? He seems to lie often.

[-] beetus@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Smells a lot like "Funding secured" or any of the other insane promises he's made.

There's the hyper loop, the cyber truck missing deadlines and quality concerns and range lies, all of the Tesla delays, etc

That said they did FDA approval for human trials last May https://www.reuters.com/science/elon-musks-neuralink-gets-us-fda-approval-human-clinical-study-brain-implants-2023-05-25/

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[-] Bitrot@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 9 months ago

FDA had denied, company presumably made some sort of changes that were not publicized (or paid off the right people), FDA approved.

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

If you’ve ever dealt with getting a medical device approved by the FDA, you’d know they don’t fuck around. They’re so hardcore it’s scary.

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[-] orl0pl@lemmy.world 46 points 9 months ago

You need to buy Brain Lite subscription to be able to think.

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[-] AshMan85@lemmy.world 46 points 9 months ago

Musk can't even make a proper ev why would anyone want a product of his in their brain.

[-] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 35 points 9 months ago

When the patient dies Musk’s team will write a report saying it was the patient’s fault.

[-] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago

Look, he's all about free speech and free thought. But if people are going around using the wrong free speech and thinking the wrong free thoughts, they leave him no choice but to... Correct the problem. /s

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[-] Lmaydev@programming.dev 21 points 9 months ago

Musk has literally no idea how any of the stuff these companies produce works.

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[-] Smashfire@lemmy.world 45 points 9 months ago

Who had Doom irl on their 2024 bingo card?

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[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 35 points 9 months ago

The device allows you to directly post your thoughts on Xitter.

Wasn’t there a South Park episode that predicted exactly this? Didn’t they even call it Shitter?

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[-] banneryear1868@lemmy.world 33 points 9 months ago

A lot of these types read sci-fi dystopia books and think, "yeah that would be really cool actually."

[-] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 34 points 9 months ago

"I've created the Torment Nexus, from the sci-fi classic 'Don't Create the Torment Nexus'"

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[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 29 points 9 months ago

I always find it weird when videogame do that, in writing even.

"the monster is at my door, i don't think i can get through this. Ohh shit the door is broken! The monster is charging at me! I love you, my dear wife, goodb"

Dude could've find a way out but instead he start to scribble down his thought in his journal.

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[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago
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[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago

This is like the plot to any sci-fi horror or tragedy show ever. Wealthy CEO insists on disregarding the damage the medical implants do and pushes ahead to work on human trials.

What’s next? Zombie Super Soldiers?

[-] oce@jlai.lu 29 points 9 months ago

The black mirror episode where soldiers think they are fighting monsters but it's actually an implant in their brain that make the humans on the other side look like monsters to prevent empathy.

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[-] cygon@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Does anyone remember the OCZ NIA ("Neural Impulse Actuator")?

It was a gaming input device, a simple headband that measured brain activity externally. For beginners, if you thought really hard of "pitch black" or "bright white," it could measure that and you had your first two thought-controlled buttons. Advanced users could train themselves all the way to several buttons and analog inputs, i.e. control joystick input through their mind.

(just Google/DDG "OCZ NIA" to watch some old review and test videos)

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[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 18 points 9 months ago

This guy must have played the original Deus Ex.

That game has the best worldbuilding I’ve ever seen. Picking up the story by exploring is very well done. Haven’t gotten far through it, nor played any of the others in the series. But just really well done discoverable storytelling.

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