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[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

How dare he season his food to his own taste?

Next time I eat sushi, I’ll soak it in Ketchup just to honour you.

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago

Relax buddy it's a joke.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

You will deserve to be punished, but you will also be punishing yourself. It works out.

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I was just thinking how so many people like milkshakes and french fries. And I wonder if in an alternate reality, people are disgusted by that

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

No need to go to an alternate reality, I'm right here.

[–] FrostyTheDoo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I like to dip my fries in beer and it absolutely horrifies people

[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Japanese ambassador is on his way and he sounds PISSED

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Fuck him, as an LDP he thinks Japan was a victim of WW2.

Japan was a victim...of their own actions.

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, hear me out. A lot of rolls have cucumber and avocado. You might put salmon on a salad with ranch dressing. Is it really SO strange?

[–] zaph@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's the rice/ranch combo that sounds the most disgusting to me

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Grains go well with sour cream based sauces.

(Inb4 some mayonnaise ranch heretic speaks up, like they have human rights)

You should be talking about the other stuff in sushi, like parasite riddled fish, not the one point in the idea's favor.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Whatever that is, it ain't sushi. The ranch dressing is not much worse than the spicy mayo often used to drown the rice covered bacterium petri dish some supermarkets call "sushi".

[–] fidodo@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I just visited Japan. They put cheese, corn and mayo on seared fish for some of their sushi. Not all sushi in Japan is refined, they're not remotely shy about experimenting and they love mayonnaise. I've seen WAY crazier sushi rolls in Japan than I have in the US.

I hear you can buy school girl panty rolls there.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 13 points 1 year ago

Throw the book at him.

[–] kenoh@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

Legalize Ranch

[–] lengau@midwest.social 9 points 1 year ago

Weird, sure. But at least sushi and ranch isn't releasing noxious smells.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Hmm... I don't like sushi very much but I do like ranch. So if I bring ranch with me next time someone wants to go to sushi, this tells me I will enjoy it more.

[–] HaveYouPaidYourDues@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sushi is weird, you go to a restaurant, spend $40 on fish, and have to cook it yourself

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just bring my own blowtorch. Usually freaks out the sushi chef but as the customer and restaurant lore, I am always correct.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Cartman is the biggest Karen. Pun intended.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I got a better idea: send this to Gordon Ramsay.

[–] Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

The United States Army.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I don't know if this gets you an NJP or a number greater than 3 on your DD214, but he needs it.

[–] shiftymccool@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

The US Midwest has entered the chat