Reminds me of a cool music video.

"Honestly, can't blame 'em."

"Nice, finally"

Spaceballs? There goes the planet.

Too bad Jenny is dead. For now that I am the last man she would come crawling back.

Solitary confinement for life, apparently.

Grabs phone in selfie mode: "Hey guys, you will never believe what just happened..."

Houston we have a problem

¿Dónde están mis pantalones?

I guess I don't need to worry about the divorce hearings

Welp…

"Oh look, a shooting star! Make a wi- OH FUCK!"

Better drink my own piss

Fuck, that's probably gonna delay Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines 2 even further..

Oh shit... I left the oven on

All full of beeps.

Damnit... And Ricky owed me $20. That bastard always manages to find some way to not pay me back.

“It’ll buff out…”

Mother FUUUUU. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. 20 years of work to get here, am I'm gonna die. I'm done.

Huh..

Dada or Mama probably

Well, that happened

That meteor had a lot of penetration power. (The astronaut is a war thunder player)

Phew.

Boom, headshot.

Welp... here I am

Well, where in the fuck am I supposed to bring these back to?

What am I going to do with these two boxes

Oh come onnnnnn!

Fucking FINALLY!

THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE!

Fucking finally, now I can rest in peace.

I guess I don't have to worry if I turned my oven off anymore ...

Finally!