Ted Cruz is a lickspittle traitor who blamed his daughters for his leaving the State during an emergency and tried his hardest to overthrow the government.

Nothing would make me happier than to throw him out of office kicking and screaming on his wolf-scrotum-looking face.

And that's the nicest thing I can say about him.

I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz.

― Al Franken,

“The Democrats are coming after me, they are gonna spend more than $100 million this year, George Soros is already spending millions of dollars in the state of Texas,” Cruz told Sean Hannity.

I don't know whether or not it's true that Soros has done this, but I do know it's super weird that he's such a boogeyman to the right. He's basically synonymous with The Devil in their playbook of riling up their base.

Anyway, it's nice seeing them hate a billionaire for a change.

What is the GOP going to do when Soros passes? He has been their boogeyman for so long they will need to replace him somehow.

In red Texas, they vote AllRed?

I'll be happy to see Ted voted out.

Here in Texas, we can vote all blue AND Allred, at the same time.

I enjoy calling his office and asking how much money the RNC has sent. They sigh, I giggle.

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Maybe he could run off to a tropical destination while this blows over, too.

Ted Cruz is a spineless snake-swine with no sense of morality and definitely no desire to do what's right for anyone but himself.

Anywhere else in the world he would expect to lose it

Slowly going purple. Their cushy time is over

I’ll be doing my part to see this asshole off to Cancun or wherever the fuck else for good.

Vote, y’all!

Rafael Cancun?

Nobody likes him, not even his own constituents. They're just idiots who vote R without even thinking about the alternative because reality causes cognitive dissonance.

I don't think he's wrong with this, but he kinda implies that the candidate with the most campaign money wins. Such a great democracy.

Please, and fuck Ted Cruz. Piece of fucking shit.

If a Democrat wins a statewide election in Texas that would send shockwaves through the American political norms. It'd be the Georgia 2020 Senate elections and runoffs but on steroids. Serious Republicans know that when (not if) Texas becomes a presidential election swing state it's just about over. The Democrats could ignore Pennsylvania, North Carolina, Virginia, Georgia, Arizona, Nevada, and Florida to focus solely on winning Texas... meanwhile a cash strapped GOP would have to fight in Texas while also spending money in all those other swing states. They haven't had to really fight for Texas since like 1980, they might not even have the ground game infrastructure to pull it out of a tail spin if Texas goes purple. The Republican party would still be around in the Senate, House, and governor's mansions, but hope for a Republican president would be over for like a decade at least... if the party doesn't crumble from such an event, with donors fleeing to found new parties.

Fire the Canadian already

Well, well, well...here come the consequences.

Ted is one of the biggest AIPAC recipients this is great news.

I do not like that man Ted Cruz

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