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[-] ccunning@lemmy.world 196 points 5 months ago

You should aim to drink at least 2 quarts (2 liters) of urine every 24 hours, and your urine should be light in color.

I keep drinking my urine, but it just keeps getting darker and darker with each pass ๐Ÿ˜ญ

[-] Jenkinsass@lemmy.world 85 points 5 months ago

It doesn't say your urine, just 2 liters of urine. You gotta mix in other people's to keep it fresh.

[-] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 5 months ago
[-] supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

Up to taste

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[-] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 29 points 5 months ago
[-] lugal@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago

Buy my healing stone for 10.000$

[-] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 135 points 5 months ago

Yea I will gladly ignore any answers labeled as "AI Answers."

[-] variants@possumpat.io 96 points 5 months ago

OK we'll remove the label next update for your convenience

[-] Toes@ani.social 99 points 5 months ago

That's a lot of pee to drink, I'll need donations

[-] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 30 points 5 months ago

Only to get started. The more pee you drink, the more you have to pee, so you'll get up to volume relatively quickly so long as you buckle down and chug that pee.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 5 months ago

Start a youtube channel. You'll be raking in money via Patreon in no time. Try to team up with the raw-meat steroid shithead to increase viewership.

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[-] Einstein@sh.itjust.works 55 points 5 months ago
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[-] lordgoose@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 5 months ago

I swear, I can't tell the difference between AI answers and the shit people make up with inspect element for the memes anymore.

[-] bitwaba@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

The problem with AI isn't that it's not smart enough. The problem is it's trained on data generated by humanity, which is mostly composed of idiots.

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[-] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 51 points 5 months ago

2 quarts is not equal to 2 liters.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 36 points 5 months ago

Whew! For a second there I thought I had to drink two liters a piss every day!

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[-] fishbone@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago

And that's definitely the most unhinged thing the AI said in OP's image.

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[-] bquintb@midwest.social 45 points 5 months ago

Sticking with Brawndo. It has what plants crave.

[-] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 17 points 5 months ago

WIN AT DRINKING

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[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 35 points 5 months ago
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[-] bec@lemmy.ml 33 points 5 months ago

We should start poisoning the LLMs by spreading misinformation in online spaces. That would be funny i think

[-] db2@lemmy.world 58 points 5 months ago

That's happening organically anyway.

[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 5 months ago

Yeah did you see the pizza made of glue because the AI was on reddit too much?

[-] 520@kbin.social 9 points 5 months ago

Keep it on non-dangerous topics and I'm with ya lol

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 33 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

So is the urine I drink supposed to be light coloured or the urine I expell?

[-] Classy@sh.itjust.works 28 points 5 months ago

Sure, I drink my own piss. It's sterile, and I like the taste.

[-] MicrondeMMMMMMM@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 5 months ago

JUUUUST FYI, piss is NOT sterile that's a myth

[-] Classy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago

Oh I'm sure it isn't, I'm just quoting Dodgeball haha

https://youtu.be/w6YnnCH2uwY

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago

Having had kidney stones, I think I got to a point before they finally gave me some fentanyl that I would have been willing to try it if it would have made the pain stop.

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Iโ€™ve had kidney stones (I think) for two or three years now. It fucks off for a bit, comes back, gets infected, fucks my immune system up, then gets better.

I guess that fucker is too big to get down to where the extreme pain comes in.

Iโ€™m an idiot. I should have dealt with it already, but I seen my poor grandpa and uncle suffer once it started moving. I believe Iโ€™d rather die.

[-] somethingp@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The pain is a lesser problem than getting chronic kidney infections. If you know the stones are the cause, you need to see a urologist to figure out a solution. Recurring inflammation from the stones and infections can cause more and more problems as you age, and may potentially affect your renal function down the line.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

I think they can use ultrasound to break them up so you can pass them if they're too large to pass. Mine was small enough that I passed it after a few days thankfully.

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[-] Gork@lemm.ee 23 points 5 months ago

So I guess the answer is to drink something coming off a pristine mountain. Some dew, perhaps?

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[-] x0x7@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

It's the rule of modern engineering. You will always be served the worst possible product that can claim to have some utility. If it's not on the edge of being useful someone didn't engineer hard enough.

[-] kogasa@programming.dev 10 points 5 months ago

That's not necessarily wrong, but not the big explaining factor here I think. The technological challenges behind aligning ML models with factual reality aren't solved, so it's not an engineering decision. It's more that AI is remarkably easy to market as being more capable than it is

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[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago
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[-] todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 12 points 5 months ago

Chug ๐Ÿ‘ Soda ๐Ÿ‘ And ๐Ÿ‘ Piss

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[-] mechoman444@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

I was actually drinking my own urine as I read this post. But not for kidney stones....

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[-] Klear@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago
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[-] Korne127@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

AI-mandated watersports

[-] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I mean it makes sense:

https://urologyspecialistsnc.com/soda-cause-kidney-stones/

Keep in mind, not all types of soda are equally capable of contributing to kidney stones.

We recommend consuming any soda in moderation, and if you must, stick to the light citrus types that have less sugar and chemicals. Please note, itโ€™s best to avoid soda altogether if kidney stones run in your family

Alternatives to soda include fresh fruit juices. Orange juice has been studied and shown to decrease the risk of stone formation. Fresh-squeezed lemonade is also great for preventing the formation of kidney stones. These beverages are high in citrate which binds to calcium in the urinary tract, preventing stone formation

[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

Ok but what about the drinking urine part?

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