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[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 93 points 5 months ago

Ayo the car thing is absolute bullshit.

10mm bolt for the fuckin brake caliper but 3/8 for the fuckin slide bolts?

Get the fuck outta here

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago

GM has been using all metric for years now.

[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 months ago

Don't know what car you're driving but I think you're just using the wrong size wrench/Allen key

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

My last car was a 2012 ford fiesta. The lug nuts are 19mm. The caliper bolts were 10mm and the slide bolts were 3/8.

The car before that was a 2001 cavalier. Not only did it have metric and standard bolts but the slide bolts were fuckin Allen heads.

Like literally why?

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 months ago

Probably because they were made by American car manufacturers and couldn't make a logical or consistent design decision if their lives depended on it.

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[-] Arve@lemmy.world 79 points 5 months ago

Don't forget the most important US measurements of them all: 5.56, 7.62, 9, etc.

[-] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 5 months ago
[-] Mountaineer@aussie.zone 30 points 5 months ago

.308 is 7.62, civilian measurement vs military (there's actually implications related to pressures, sidewall thicknesses, machining tolerances, but yeah same same)

[-] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 5 months ago

Yeah, it's generally safe to shoot 7.62 from a 308-chambered gun, but not the other way around.

[-] Enk1@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

Same for 5.56 and .223.

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[-] crispy_kilt@feddit.de 54 points 5 months ago

Also, the imperial system is defined through the metric system.

In using imperial, you're just using metric with extra steps.

[-] manicdave@feddit.uk 42 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

In the UK, weed is measured in authentic receding British imperial units where an ounce weighs one less gram every year.

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[-] teft@lemmy.world 36 points 5 months ago

The army uses metric almost exclusively. It’s where I learned it.

[-] Carrolade@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

Yep. One "klick" is one km.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago

I think the main problem US people have with metric is their aversion to anything that has more than two syllables.

[-] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

Far worse: It’s laziness.

I was teaching a friend how to make ravioli (yes, really) from the class I took while over in Italy. I bring my scale to measure the dough and the first thing she does is use the scale to get the right measurements and then, scrapes the contents into an imperial measuring cup. Worse, she was totally pissed when the semolina was not a perfect match to the 00 flour (mass and all that).

She is a tried and true American. She just wants to whip out her 1 cup without measuring weight and can’t fathom why the dough just “wasn’t like I taught her”.

By the way, the super secret Italian recipe is this: Ingredients per 2 people (spaghetti or tagliatelle) 100 grams total of: 50% white superfine flour 50% semolina Add 1 egg per 100 grams of flour

For ravioli, you want more superfine (00) flour so the pasta sticks together better. So like above, 100 grams total of: 60% superfine flour 40% semolina

Add 1 egg per 100 grams of flour.

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[-] wieson@feddit.de 30 points 5 months ago
  • talking to my european friends
  • talking to my african friends
  • talking to my asian friends
  • talking to my south american friends
  • talking to my north american friends (exceptions apply)
  • talking to my oceanian friends
  • talking to my antarctican friends
[-] Ibaudia@lemmy.world 35 points 5 months ago

Alright friend-haver, no need to flex that hard on us

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

bro measured stuff with his friends

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[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

talking to my antarctican friends

Gotta go to !linuxmemes@lemmy.world for that.

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[-] negativeyoda@lemmy.world 29 points 5 months ago

My favorite fuckery is when Europeans see shit like 25.4mm, 27.2mm or 31.8mm and it's because of imperial bullshit

[-] Enk1@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago

Not to mention that every single food product has metric measurements on the label as well.

[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Pisses me off so much that we don't standardize that in Canada, they still show $/lbs as the main price advertised but the item is weighted in kg with the $/kg written in a smaller font.

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[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 20 points 5 months ago
[-] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 5 months ago

Last panel should be the entire US Customary System, which is literally just a rescaling of the SI ("metric" system) units. US Customary is derived directly from SI.

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[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 18 points 5 months ago

When I was young I lived in Puerto Rico for a few years (1980's). Milk was sold in either one litre cartons or one gallon jugs. Distances in road signs and road markers were in kilometers but speed was in miles per hour. Fuel was sold in litres but fuel usage is in miles per gallon.

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[-] Nacktmull@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

Bicycle parts entered the chat

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[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 18 points 5 months ago

I literally learned lessons on metric in public school

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[-] set_secret@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

You forgot measuring bullets.

[-] twig@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 5 months ago

Bullets are a weird, dumb one. Yes, kind of. But also: .308, .303, .30-06, .50 BMG .30-30, .45-70, .38, .32, .44, .45, .50AE. Then nonsensically basically all "30 calibre" are the same diameter, which is exactly not quite .3 of an inch. Most of those are calibrated by the metric system (as many imperial measurements are today), but the terminology exists in the imperial system.

And then there's fuckin gauges for shotguns smh.

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[-] paultimate14@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

The whole world uses both for various things. Even the countries that "officially" use metric. Specific global industries still use imperial. Canadian and British people are perhaps the most famous for combining the two, but most of Europe also mixes things in here and there.

And of course the whole conversation is Euro-centric and ignores the historical use of traditional measurement systems in Africa and Asia, but somehow that never gets brought up.

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[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

Let's not forget that the Apollo space program used SI units at every step, except for displaying it to the astronauts.

[-] accideath@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

And that a very expensive probe crashed into mars instead of landing because NASA used metric for all measurements but one contractor didn’t get the memo.

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[-] meekah@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

not to mention, the imperial system is just the metric system in disguise. An inch is defined as 25.4mm, and not by some universal constant, like a proper measuring system.

[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 months ago

What are you talking about with the weed? It's sold in pounds, ounces, quarter ounces and "half quarters" which is as ridiculously un-metric as it gets.

[-] criitz@reddthat.com 22 points 5 months ago

We used to just call that an eighth.

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[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

Which sports use metric in the US? Gridiron football uses yards, auto racing uses miles, baseball uses feet, etc. The only sports I can think of that use metric are track and swimming, and those aren't as popular outside of Olympics time.

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 19 points 5 months ago

Afaik every American high school has a track program, and yeah every event is measured in meters

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[-] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Yeah, but you still have work tool measurements in 5/8, 7/32, and 13/64 or whatever the fuck dumbass measurements.

I say this as an American that hates the way tools use measurments here.

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