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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 36 points 2 months ago

This is what it's like making jokes on the internet in general these days. Say something that is clearly absurd for the sake of humor, and then get hit with a ton of "um achtually..." responses.

[-] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 40 points 2 months ago

True... But... How would a Koala not have Koalafications, but a bear does?

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 34 points 2 months ago

It's a very polarbearizing issue.

[-] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

Yeah lol, that's exactly where my pedantic ass went too, the joke doesn't actually make sense...

[-] metaStatic@kbin.earth 18 points 2 months ago
[-] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 10 points 2 months ago

Yeah lol, that's exactly where my pandantic ass went too, the joke doesn't actually make sense...

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[-] Zoot@reddthat.com 10 points 2 months ago

"Why aren't bears considered marsupials?" They don't have the koalafications!

[-] Jimbo@yiffit.net 0 points 2 months ago

From one pedantic person to another...

NEEEEEERRRRRD

[-] wanderer@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

It's purely nepotism. You have have the right parents to be a bear.

[-] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

Because going through college is a grizzly process

[-] Classy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Grizzlies always have the bear necessities needed to get a job done

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 2 months ago

Because they're high all the time and dont study.

[-] snooggums@midwest.social 1 points 2 months ago

Koalas are too nearsighted.

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

For bears, "bear necessities" can be considered analogous to koalafications in koalas.

[-] thetreesaysbark@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

That's not what happened in the scenario above, is it?

Asking 'why aren't koalas considered bears?' isn't clearly absurd.

If they'd said the punchline and then the other person said well actually they're marcupials, then fair enough. That just isn't what happened here though.

[-] otter@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Sometimes it's so obvious that I wonder if the person knew it was a joke and decided to troll anyways. Other times I have to remember that it does take experience to recognize it, and some people have additional limitations like not speaking the language

Like if I never played a video game, I might not recognize the very obvious wall with a different texture that I'm meant to bash through

Also koalas: !koalawallawoods@lemmy.world

[-] kalkulat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

That is one of the drawbacks of not having to carry a dictionary around ... ever again!

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