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[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 40 points 11 months ago (8 children)

True... But... How would a Koala not have Koalafications, but a bear does?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 34 points 11 months ago

It's a very polarbearizing issue.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Yeah lol, that's exactly where my pedantic ass went too, the joke doesn't actually make sense...

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 18 points 11 months ago
[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 10 points 11 months ago

Yeah lol, that's exactly where my pandantic ass went too, the joke doesn't actually make sense...

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[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 10 points 11 months ago

"Why aren't bears considered marsupials?" They don't have the koalafications!

[–] Jimbo@yiffit.net 0 points 11 months ago

From one pedantic person to another...

NEEEEEERRRRRD

[–] wanderer@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

It's purely nepotism. You have have the right parents to be a bear.

[–] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 months ago

Because going through college is a grizzly process

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

Grizzlies always have the bear necessities needed to get a job done

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 11 months ago

Because they're high all the time and dont study.

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 1 points 11 months ago

Koalas are too nearsighted.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

For bears, "bear necessities" can be considered analogous to koalafications in koalas.