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[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 48 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Republicans cutting funding to NASA because rockets are "satanic devil worship" and "are arousing to females (biological) and homosexual men because they're phallic in nature" in T-minus 10...

(Spoiler: they were gonna defund NASA anyway)

Edit: also, just a reminder that space and space accessories actually make a lot of money for the US and push technological progress, which is why American politicians don't like NASA; it's a successful and profitable government program.

[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 31 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
  • T-1 NASA
  • T0 NASA?
  • T+1 SATAN
  • T+2 NTATAS
[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 21 points 4 months ago

I dumbest thing is some people actually believe it

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I believe it.

[-] corus_kt@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

NASA was originally ANAL with an extra ass, that's why they say 'L' minus before 'blast off'.

[-] bitwaba@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

L minus would be "bast off", not blast off. Sounds like a turkey cooking competition. BASTE OFF - Round One!

[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Stop giving Republicans ideas.

[-] Raxiel@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

This is already well established flat earther bollocks

[-] PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 4 months ago

Tomorrow the headlines are going to be "House republicans introduce bill to ban outer space".

[-] Raxiel@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Don't forget the forked tongue right there on the logo!

[-] Seraph@fedia.io 7 points 4 months ago

The T stands for turd-eater.

[-] mkwt@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

T stands for "terminal count".

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

What is it with religious nutjobs and making mundane things sound even cooler?

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago
[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Fun fact: The idea of a countdown comes from the science fiction movie "Woman in the Moon", long before actual manned spaceflight.

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 4 points 4 months ago

They say T minus cos they're all trans

[-] alp@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 months ago

T minus 1 should be equal to S, right?

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 points 4 months ago

Makes sense to me

[-] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

Spaghetti > Meatball

[-] Somethingcheezie@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Could be true. Science destroys religion…

[-] Ioughttamow@kbin.run 1 points 4 months ago

It’s a dig at those crumpet sucking royalists

[-] undergroundoverground@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

After blast off, the static T forms a new a new acronym of evil with the infamous L, G and B.

Wake up sheeple.

this post was submitted on 20 Jun 2024
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