One of my biggest fears is being murdered and the true crime podcasts all go into deep dives calling me a loser and talking everything out of context to make me a good victim for their show.

There was one I saw about a girl murdered by some weird boy she knew and they'd gone deep into everything she was doing in the weeks leading upto it, how her diary showed she had a crush on someone but then they went into details about how that guy didn't like her... it didn't even add anything to motive or means, it was just an aside about the vixtim being unpopular.

Become a murderer yourself and listen to podcasts about your own case, see which podcast does the most accurate theories.

I guess /s, just in case.

Sorry that I have to be the bearer of bad news here (or maybe it’s good news? Who knows). When you’re dead you’ll most likely not care about what people do or say…

Look at the bright side, you could've been a case that an influencer talks about while doing makeup with slangs making it sound like you two were besties.

I mean, it is fucking boring.

With my dying breath, instead of writing down the name of my killer I pull myself into a position that makes my death seem much more mysterious.

"But how did the killer enter and leave? The room was locked from the inside and the single door is the only way in or out of the room!"

Apollo Justice?

I'm just honored that I got a TV show.

My wish now is to edit and narrate my post-mortem video, thank you.