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I’ve got wallet and lighter front right, phone and cigs front left, and keys on a carabiner tucked into back right. Back left is basically always empty.

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[-] Stonewyvvern@lemmy.world 1 points 18 minutes ago

Front left: cigarettes and lighter

Front right: Keys, handkerchief

Back left: phone

Back right: wallet

Leg left side: 10 in 1 screwdriver

Right leg side: ballpoint pen, sharpie, white marker, mini vise-grips.

[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 1 points 25 minutes ago* (last edited 25 minutes ago)

Front pockets: phone and wallet.

Back pockets: keys (connected by chain to the wallet), a folded bandana/hanky, and a spare dollar or two not kept in my wallet. In my urban environment butt-dollars are important for tip jars, street performers, panhandlers, vending machines, or other cash-based occasions at which I'd rather not whip out my whole wallet.

[-] PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world 1 points 51 minutes ago

Front right is phone, front left is wallet. Keys hang on left side belt loop. Vape in left side pocket, knife in right side. I have magnetic sunglasses that I put in the back right pocket when I'm not using them. Back left is for receipts & such.

[-] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 hours ago

Phone and Headphones in front left, Wallet and keys in front right.

[-] Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Back right: half of my phone (unless I'm carrying my purse)

Purse: pencil, pen, journal (X2), book I'm reading, pocket mirror/makeup pouch, sunglasses case, portable battery, cloth mask, house keys, car keys, mini flashlight, Bluetooth headphones, walle, phone

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago

Front left: Phone Front right: KNIFE, wallet, change (if any)

[-] zxqwas@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Front left: dog treats. Who's a good boy?

Front Right: phone.

Front Right inner pocket: earbuds.

Back: empty. Anything in them gets squished or pokes my ass when I sit down.

Jacket left: wallet. Still hauling around a leather one like a cave man.

Jacket right: keys.

[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 3 points 12 hours ago

Front left: phone

front right: wallet + hand towel

keys are clipped to belt loop and also generally tucked into back right.

[-] vovo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 hours ago

omg they pick you up with a hand towel? I carried my beach towel my whole life.

[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 1 points 4 hours ago

I live in a humid subtropical climate. That hand towel does a lot of sweat wiping. Also hand drying after washing hands more rarely in public toilets with no towels/dryer

[-] vovo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have.

A towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc.

https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/964943-a-towel-it-says-is-about-the-most-massively-useful

[-] carvine1@lemmy.world 10 points 17 hours ago

Im surprised by the number of people who keep their phones in their front left pockets.

[-] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I've got an excuse, I'm a lefty 😄

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Yeah, right it is ofc.

[-] BlindFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

I swear there existed a Tumblr post back in 2012 or earlier about remembering something like EGG: wallet, phone, keys. I just can't find it anymore v.v

[-] m4xie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

I use Google tap to pay on my phone, my front door has a code, and I walo to work so I don't need a car key.

All I take with me is my phone and my work ID badge.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

I’m pretty much the same but I carry my RPG in my back left for quick access.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 17 hours ago

Your belt must be strong AF.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

Jeans are stronger than fur suits.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 17 hours ago

I'm an American furry. My fursuit is woven with kevlar and has trauma plates inside.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago

I thought they all had some trauma inside.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 16 hours ago

It is possible to be a well-adjusted furry. It's rare, but it is possible.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

I don’t think I’ve ever met a well-adjusted person, just different degrees of masking.

[-] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Maybe you should join the furry community then, since they apparently have well-adjusted people. Granted, not very many of them, but that's still more than the non-furries have.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

They mask too, and some of the masks are really hot.

[-] crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 15 hours ago

Phone right, keys left. Don't need a wallet cuz I just pay with my phone.

[-] darth_grunkus@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Front right pocket: car fob; key ring with house keys, padlock keys, Yubikey, small folding knife

Front left pocket: wallet; flashlight

Right leg pocket 1: personal phone

Right leg pocket 2: pack of gum; loops

Left leg pocket 1: work phone

Left leg pocket 2: Thinket

[-] sturmblast@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

Wallet, Keys, Phone. That's all I need generally.

[-] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 17 hours ago

Phone in left front pocket, keys in right front pocket. Nothing else, that's all I need if I'm just stepping out. I have several hobbies though, and I have a separate backpack/bag for each one, loaded and ready to go.

[-] Professorozone@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

I count to five before leaving the house. 1. Wallet, back right. 2. Cell phone, front right. 3. Keys, front left. 4. Watch, left wrist. 5. Sunglasses, usually tucked into my collar. Back left empty as well.

[-] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

phone left, wireless earbuds right. If I need anything i else i stuff it in my earbuds pocket. No back pockets.

[-] droning_in_my_ears@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago
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[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

How do you people sit with anything in a back pocket

Also how do you people keep shit in the same pocket? Hell usually everything ends up in the opposite pocket I first put it in anyway

[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

Yeah it's uncomfortable as hell to sit with anything in back pockets. I've actually utilized this at work. My customers often have me sign out contractor keys that I must return before leaving. Keeping them in a back pocket prevents me from driving away with them. I'll know as soon as I sit down if I didn't return them

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Right front pocket: Keys, lighter, smokes

Left front pocket: Phone

Right back pocket: Wallet

Left back pocket: doggie poo bags

In jacket weather: left inside breast pocket of jacket has gloves.

[-] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 18 hours ago

Jacket right: tissues, other Jacket left: phone, collapsible mouse, ID, public transport card, chewing gum

these can also be in my respective pants pockets if i dont have a jacket

[-] Tracked@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 day ago

OG Dessert Eagle, MP5 modded Iron sight, Karambit, 1 frag, 2 multi flash bang.

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[-] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
  • Front left phone
  • Front right: keys
  • Left rear: wallet
  • Right rear: lube
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[-] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Front Left: Phone

Front Right: Keys, fob with Yubikey, AirPods, pocket knife

Back Right: Wallet

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