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[–] whodatdair@lemm.ee 117 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Anything is possible if you just bay leaf in yourself!

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ImmortanStalin@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Parsley what you did there

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

The puns stop here! Anymore and I'll as-salt you

[–] malamignasanmig@group.lt 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

sir, you took a wrong turn. dadjokes@lemmy.world is thataway.

[–] The_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Zorque@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Qinua have a discussion about this...

[–] whodatdair@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

Lmfao my literal only posts on lemmy are in that sub 😅

[–] charliespider@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] bear@slrpnk.net 19 points 2 years ago

Please, leaves

[–] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 86 points 2 years ago (5 children)

If you don’t think a bay leaf is doing anything, go ahead and do an A/B test next time you cook. Enjoy the revelation.

[–] SexyTimeSasquatch@lemmy.world 49 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They should probably find some fresher bay leaves too. Really good quality ones are game changing.

[–] Squids@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Or just get a plant - they're pretty hardy things! Get a little baby bay tree for your balcony or doorstep! Just make sure you bring them in over winter if it gets below freezing regularly or it'll go into hibernation

[–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago

Was gonna suggest that, too. It kinda fills in the gaps you didn't notice were there.

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's easier to just make bayleaf tea and taste it. This also works to show the contrast between fresh bay leaves and dried, and decent dried bay leaves and super old stuff that's been sitting at the back of your spice cupboard for 10 years.

[–] semi_sentient@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Would it help to slightly salt the water that you’re using to do the A/B test? Or if that’s unnecessary?

[–] oaklandnative@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Pretty much everything you cook should have salt added or it will taste bland. Salt brings out other flavors. There's a reason "under seasoned" is an expression that often simply means "under salted."

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[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 68 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Bay leaf is a subtle flavor that makes soups and stew taste "fuller", if that makes any sense. If you feel like the soup/stew you made taste like it's missing something, add some bay leaf and try again.

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I always put cumin and a couple of leaves on my bean stew.

[–] oldGregg@lemm.ee 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] hansl@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

I also poupon my soup for extra flavor.

[–] charliespider@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Really glad there's not an extra space in this sentence

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I actually rewrote it cause at first it was "I put bay leaves and cumin in my stew"

[–] PR3CiSiON@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

You're welcome. Support the strike!

I should do a cooking show sometimes.

[–] callcc@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Also add some vinegar, white wine or lemon.

[–] VaiOnko@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Replace the water with wine, got it

[–] CodingCarpenter@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

In fact fuck the meat and vegetables

[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 years ago

Just skip the cooking part, got it

[–] UsernameIsTooLon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

This is the way. It's usually missing a touch of acidity.

[–] LegionEris@feddit.nl 17 points 2 years ago

Bay leaf is fucking delicious. Sometimes I just toss one in my lunch ramen.

[–] Squeezer@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

It’s euromami.

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 11 points 2 years ago

Bay leaf is the best part of my smoked salmon brine. It stands out.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago

If your bay leaves do nothing to the flavor of the dish, then they're too old and should be replaced.

[–] tacosplease@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

That lazy bastard always leaves early too. Never even stays for dinner.

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