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Ouch my texicles
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food this shape wld be rly good to dip into the sauce however
Nothing more Texan then dipping a fucking burger in sauce.
worse even than that, im english
Oh, wouldn’t that burger be too heavily spiced already then?
one of my grandparents thinks heinz ketchup is spicy please help me escape
Yeah but it's a tiny burger tho.
A proper Texasurger would be Texas sized.
It'll still be a tiny burger tho.
I stayed at a place in Austin that had a Texas shaped waffle maker and I can confirm it was perfect for syrup dipping.
All the panhandles makes for good sauce-dipping handling
Sauceman's!
Texas is the most self-obsessed state. California isn't too far behind, but I imagine Alaska and Hawaii are both contenders for 2nd place as well.
No one loves Texas more than Texans. And no one hates Texas more than Texans.
And keep Texas out of your mouth.
Sincerely,
A Texas hatin' Texan.
I have never been in a domicile in Texas that did not have something Texas-shaped in plain view.
wait is domicile a real word? I always thought it was some made up thing sovcits put in their fantasy legalese
I didn't want to say house and exclude apartments :)
Or trailers
Learned it from Demolition Man myself
You Texans sure are a contentious people.
You've just made an enemy for life!
You mean we can't say anything bad about dumb ol' Texas?
Don't underestimate Colorado. Though it's largely the recent Denver transplants keeping up that stereotype, whereas it's the long-term Texans.
yeah, everyone in texas has a texas flag, and everyone in colorado has a colorado shaped baking pan it's pretty neat
I see texun, texurger, texato, and texickles, but where's the texuce?
That's called rabbit food in texas.
Under the tomato. If you zoom in you can see it on the top left.
Oh I could only see the cheese before, gotcha.
*Texeese
Hank Hill voice:
"Just look at it, Bobby. It's got-dang beautiful, I tell ya h'wat."
Oh! They're pickles, not testicles!
Least texas obsessed native texan's barbeque
TeXurger, LaTeXurger, XeLaTexurger...
It comes in an overfull hbox
Humm love me some texickles! I'll put both straight into my mouth! so wet and salty!
The best part is the juice, I always suck on the texickles so I get every drop
And texmato too.
And texuce
One star.
The Bigger in Texas Burger with Lone Star Cheese and fresh Texickles and Texato on a Texan Bun
Deep in the heart attack of Texaaas!
this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2024
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