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[-] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 20 points 12 hours ago

Well, the plus side is that people who want to know if they can outrun the local police will have a chance to find out that (probably) won’t result in them getting shot

[-] foggy@lemmy.world 18 points 14 hours ago

Will any of the cops seeking have a Phillip Brailsford style "YOURE FUCKED" engraved in their gun's sights while doing the seeking?

Sorry guys. You can be the best folks in the world, but while you share an emblem with others who protect evil like Phillip Brailsford, you're evil like Phillip Brailsford. Until all y'all wearing that emblem can condemn those in your ranks as quickly as those who don't wear that emblem condemn them -- you're evil simply for wearing the emblem.

Police badge, swastika, I see no functional difference, emblematically. ACAB.

[-] Montagge@lemmy.zip 78 points 20 hours ago

Participants will have to sign a liability waiver

Nah. I'm good

[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 35 points 18 hours ago

"trick or STOP RESISTING!!!!"

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago

“Okay!” <paints their cruiser pink with a fake gold shield, pig snout, slaps on a curly-cued pool noodle, a cop hat>

You wanted us to trick you right?

[-] rxin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 41 points 18 hours ago

Yes, I definitely want to be chased by an armed cop for fun.

Why are they armed??

[-] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 25 points 12 hours ago

From the article:

If the officers are not uniformed or armed, it defeats the goal of helping community members overcome fear of interacting with officers as they are, Mattson said.

I get the logic, but it seems like there would be a better way to go about this. My primary concern would be if we’re doing this event and some kind of loud noise happens (like a gunshot/acorn). That seems like a recipe for disaster.

[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 hour ago

Seriously. Let’s give a bunch of armed men with trained PTSD (pre-traumatic stress disorder) the job of chasing people in the dark.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago

There's low hanging fruit, and then there's the shit on the ground that ants eat to get drunk. This is maybe under that.

[-] TheGingerNut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 7 hours ago

this is a tomato that got buried in a landslide

[-] ContrarianTrail@lemm.ee 10 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

I've often thought about how fun it would be to get to play the "robber" in a police training scenario. I'd definitely join if there was something like this happening in my city, though I'd prefer it to be a more serious excercise.

EDIT: The comments here are even more unsurprising that the fact that the sun rose this morning.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

What??? The sun rose this morning??? Well how long has THIS been going on??? I was under the impression that earth revolves around the sun, and the sun is a stationary flaming ball of scary!

Guys......if the sun is moving, we got big problems on our hands......BIG problems....

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 53 points 21 hours ago

Yeah! I want to run through a field at night pursued by armed police! That sounds like fun!

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 30 points 21 hours ago

Some people have been doing that their whole lives, and not for fun.

[-] Sundial@lemm.ee 28 points 23 hours ago

Cops play find the black kid all the time though. Doesn't usually end well for the black kid, but still.

[-] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 37 points 22 hours ago

“I call it hide and seek, they call it resisting arrest,” one commenter wrote.

[-] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 17 points 23 hours ago

Article has an Adblock blocker.

[-] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 10 points 21 hours ago
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[-] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 9 points 13 hours ago

Try the new hide distracting items thing

[-] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 5 points 12 hours ago

That works. Thank you.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago

Use Firefox lol

(inb4 the "not available on iOS", "use Android lol" exchange)

[-] QuadratureSurfer@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago

No adblock blocker if scripts are disabled.

[-] DigitalNirvana@lemm.ee 5 points 21 hours ago

Gee, I’d love to go but I already had plans. (Eek!)

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