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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by doomsdayrs@lemmy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

DO NOT READ IF SENSITIVE TOWARDS ANY MYTHOLOGY. People may speak of eating your favorite beings, please be prepared for such.

To start off, While I am a pescatarian, I think biblical angels would be delicious fried / grilled, specifically the ones who aren't high enough to be abstract shapes, as I do not think I can stomach a wheel.

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[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

Bro's gonna get to the great beyond and experience horrors beyond human comprehension for this one

[-] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 18 points 6 days ago

A bite of the Ouroboros, why should the serpent be the only one that gets a taste of itself?

[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

I loved swordfish steak the one time I had it, so I'd bet that Scylla, Charybdis, or the Kraken would be quite good.

Oh, also The Kraken is quite tasty.

[-] doomsdayrs@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 days ago

Spiced rum? Have to try sometimes.

[-] apotheotic@beehaw.org 14 points 6 days ago

Flying spaghetti monster feels quite obvious

Beyond that I'm vegan so I'd eat snacks off Aphrodite's belly, therefore snacking upon Aphrodite

[-] dontgooglefinderscult 6 points 5 days ago

Allah can turn things to ice, and thus would be mint flavored.

[-] doomsdayrs@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 days ago

Allah choclates....🤤

[-] notfromhere@lemmy.ml 11 points 6 days ago

I bet Aphrodite would taste divine.

[-] Taalnazi@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Would definitely stuff her

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

I would most prefer the Tyrant (the judeo-muslim-Christian God) because nothing tastes better than vindictive spite.

[-] fool@programming.dev 2 points 5 days ago

Gonna eat all the Wuxia pills.

Heavenly Pearl pill? Nom. Nine Color White Lotus pill? Nom. Holy Flame pill? Nom. You refine it, I dine it.

Once I eat all the dānyào Mike 'n' Ikes I'll either leave the room a Dragon Warrior or I'll meet Master Oogway in the spirit realm. Maybe he can give me advice on the Daoist approach on debugging C++ multithreading.

If my soul evaporates it'll be a bummer tho

[-] doomsdayrs@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 days ago

I wish you best of luck in comprehending the dao of programming.

[-] NichtElias@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

I'd say Idun's apples for the immortality, but those aren't a deity/being, so I guess Idun? Maybe that works too

[-] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 0 points 5 days ago

I'm not sensitive to mythology. Couldn't care less about any of them, 100% atheist. But... are y'all meat eaters okay?Deaming what sentient, and often benevolent kind creatures would taste like is just wild.

While I am a pescatarian, I think biblical angels would be delicious fried

You won't eat beef, but a literal messenger of the god would be fair game? I know this is a silly hypothetical, but I don't understand these metrics at all. 😂

[-] logos@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago

You know how you can tell someone is an atheist vegan?

[-] doomsdayrs@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

It's called "mortal comradeship", thats why the birds, bees, and squirls sit with me during lunch.

(this entire thread is humorous and I believe you are obtuse)

[-] dcoe@lemmy.world 68 points 1 week ago

The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

I've been off gluten for a while now for medical reasons and god damn this a thousand times. I would kill for some decent spaghetti.

All the gluten free ones are kinda shit.

[-] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 days ago

Is there gluten in chickpeas? I kinda prefer it to regular

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Chickpeas are legumes and legumes don't have gluten. Although you should still check products because there might be crosd contam or added wheat in some products.

But yeah probably chickpea spaghetti can be found gluten free. I'll put it on the "to try" list, but I'm not too hopeful. I've tried a whole bunch and without that gluten in there, just can't get the consistency right enough for it to please me.

So I just got a rice cooker.

[-] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 days ago

I'll warn you that it overcooks easily. Cook it for less time than normal pasta.

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Huh maybe it might be okay then because the ones I've been using have had longer cook times and even when I played around with them, never got them nice.

Ty for the tips.

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I would imagine the FSM to be composed of the platonic ideal of gluten rather than physical gluten, though I'm not sure if that would be more irritating or less. I'd consult a GI and maybe a metaphysician.

[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

Metaphysician here. The platonic ideal of gluten will induce the platonic ideal of diarrhea. Honestly I'm not going to call that a good trade, but that's an exercise for the reader.

[-] Walican132@lemmy.today 38 points 1 week ago

I mean Jesus is pretty tasty in small doses as is.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 6 days ago
[-] Walican132@lemmy.today 2 points 5 days ago

I love Tom! I was originally going to go down this line with my comment and didn’t think anyone would get it. Thanks.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 5 days ago

Hah,I didn't know either, but love that you are around!

[-] Jonnyprophet@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Came here for this... I mean, he did say Eat Me. (Not like that, sicko.) This is my body, tastes like good crust bread.

He probably worked on it a bit before he died. Like ate a lot of Sage and Thyme at the last supper or something.

[-] megane_kun@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago

Jesus wafers with grape jelly is something I'd definitely snack on.

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago
[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 5 days ago

Grape jelly could be considered solid wine

[-] megane_kun@lemm.ee 1 points 5 days ago

I've actually tried that once, but the Jesus wafer ended up real soggy.

[-] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 28 points 1 week ago

Ok, hear me out... Minotaur sausages.

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

Dibs on the prime rib!

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[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 1 week ago

A medium rare Phoenix might be interesting. Though you'd have to work really hard not to burn it, else you get a baby Phoenix.

Many early generation Pokemon might be delicious. I don't want to eat any steel type Pokemon.

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

How about if we take the legs, then burn the rest to ashes so it would reemerge.

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[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

I bet Jörmungandr the world-serpent, who gnaws at the roots of Yggdrasil-tree, destined to kill and be killed by Thor, tastes like chicken.

[-] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

I'm a vegetarian so I want either a golden apple or an apple from Eden.

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[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 week ago
[-] Jonnyprophet@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Wow... Legit. All you can eat too. Just stop back tomorrow.

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[-] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 19 points 1 week ago

A Griffin, the Turducken of the Middle Ages

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[-] theskyisfalling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 week ago

Cthulu Nigiri maybe?

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn

[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Didn't Zeus go around appearing as things like swans? Is swan like goose? Christmas Zeus, with a bonus of all that fat to fry potatoes in is my choice. Just gotta catch him in swan form.

[-] megane_kun@lemm.ee 2 points 5 days ago

The problem with ingesting Zeus is that I'd have a good chance (nearly 100% based on my Greek mythology knowledge) I'd end up being pregnant and incurring Hera's wrath, or being whisked to Olympus as his winebearer... or both!

[-] Jonnyprophet@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Tiny Tim: Mom, look at the Christmas Zeus! It's almost as big as me!

[-] binary45@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

I’d say one of those immortality peaches from Chinese myth. Probably one of the eternal youth ones that blooms every six thousand years.

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