I can tell you're not an American, OP.
Bullets per square child is a unit of size comparable to an acre, not of speed comparable to KPH. 🤦♂️
Ah, kph/"kills per hour". My favorite American unit of speed.
Excuse me, but kph does not only apply to children.
We're talking about kph^C^.
No, that's also a measure of size used primarily for those big fords with the tiny beds.
I'm considering it more like a unit of pressure, like the standard force of a bullet over the stretched area made out of the skin of an obese child.
It's really a flux as the bullets are moving. The 'per second' is implied.
Maybe new cars down have it anymore but km/r were always on my dashboard as well
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I think you mean round child.
Assume a spherical child in a frictionless vacuum.
That’s gonna make active shooter drills really annoying, logistically, but maybe that’s the point of the exercise
You just put a jack under one end of the building, lift it up and let them roll out the other side. Easy peasy.
I thought this was taking place in a vacuum
I mean, given the trends in child obesity, you won't need to specify that for very long.
Yes. Although our children are more squircle than square.
If you assume that a “bullet” is a unit of momentum (the mass and velocity of a bullet) and “square child” is actually just referring to the mass of a child who happens to be square shaped and not the mass of a child squared, then “bullets per square child” is describing valid units for a velocity
Square child per bullet then?
I can't even understand your foreign measurements, are they even in English? Weigh things in Cheeseburgers With The Cheese Pried Off So There's A Little Cheese Left like normal human beings smh
I read that in an incomprehensible British accent
Lol bullets per square child. I'm going to hell if I wasn't already
Some people will do anything to avoid freedom units
That would be Dwad Children per second, or DC/s.
I like my Gallon milk jugs thank you very much
I will buy you a metric ton of milk jugs if you make the switch
They are very useful for stopping bullets if you fill them with concrete when you're done with the milk.
5 is way too many bullets and not nearly enough km
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