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[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 4 hours ago

Who the hell says “what the entire fuck”, ever‽

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

So, "what in the isomorphic fuck" covers all the bases?

[-] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

No, because then you enter into Homomorphic fucks.

Beyond that you have the ring of fucks.

Shit gets real within the field of fucks, entering the fuck domains

Further you get Abelian fucks

[-] SlapnutsGT@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Best word in the entire English language. Nothing else compares.

[-] red@sopuli.xyz 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Being all out of fucks to give also implies they are finite and exchangeable.

Are fucks a form of cryptocurrency?!

[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 5 points 22 hours ago

Just because you are all out of fucks, doesn't really have anything to do with the finite/infinite nature of all fucks.

[-] red@sopuli.xyz 3 points 22 hours ago

If I have none, clearly I have to mine more with my GPU.

[-] jerakor@startrek.website 5 points 1 day ago

The oldest profession traded in it so they are arguably the original currency.

[-] red@sopuli.xyz 4 points 23 hours ago

A good point 😅

[-] nyctre@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

A currency for sure. Both crypto and not

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[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

I take "what the absolute fuck" to mean there's a platonic ideal of "fuck" and that's what they're referring to.

But this did make me want to find out the etymology of "absolute" :

https://www.etymonline.com/word/absolute

[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 5 points 23 hours ago

(thank|fuck)you, this is going to waste my whole weekend. A visual representation of etymology, that is awesome, I guess I am one of the 10,000 today

[-] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 64 points 1 day ago

We also need irrational fucks for the complex field don't we?

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 83 points 1 day ago

We already have irrational fucks, they're called politicians.

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 day ago

Brilliant, and succinct. 10 points

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

So now we have both irrational and fractional fucks, we have all real fucks, and since we can have "twisted fuck" we can rotate any fuck through any angle and we have the entire complex fuck plane.

[-] Szyler@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Person 1: "fuck you!"

Person 2: "a real fuck to you to"

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Would a Gordian knot be like an ouborous of fucks?

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[-] kogasa@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago

Yes, OP only gets you to Q[i]

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 46 points 1 day ago

Of course there is imaginary fucking. What do you think people do when they jerk off?

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 day ago

No that's simulated fucking. Imaginary would be a wet dream

[-] theneverfox@pawb.social 5 points 1 day ago

Both could be both. You could have an imaginary fuck while awake, you could have a simulated fuck with a wet dream that doesn't involve any fucking, stimulating fucking without actually imagining it

There are absolutely imaginary fucks.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

Nah, they just colloquial terms for emphasis. Though that's not nearly as fun!

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago

What in the flying fuck implies there must also be falling fucks, running fucks, swimming fucks, lazy fucks, and fucking fucks.

If I'm missing something here, please fucking let me know.

[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 day ago

Went on vacation in NYC last year. Can confirm, was called a fucking fuck.

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That fuck's a fuck-fucking fuck, by virtue of that fuck calling the fuck that is you not merely a fuck but rather a fucking fuck. So fucked.

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

But were you called a pretty fuck or an ugly fuck?

I've been called pretty fucking ugly, sooo...

[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago

Hmmm so it may have been a compliment

[-] anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago

Fucking fucks imply the existence of asexual fucks.

Mother-fucking fucks are all I can find on Pornhub these days.

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

Lots of fucked fucks on there, too. For unfucked fucks.

[-] ik5pvx@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

...static fuck?

[-] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 10 points 1 day ago

"What kind of fuckery is this?"

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yes, this is correct.

You dont even have to be a math nerd to innately know this.

Like, I'm about to go to work & dispense imaginary fucks all day (because math-lord knows I have to real fucks to give anymore).

(The thing is they are both imaginary as well as irrational fucks, which complicates math a lot & I only work with fuck approximations)

[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

‘What the ever-loving fuck’ implies that love can overcome all.

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[-] pyre@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

what the absolute fuck implies relative fucks; it's not a math term

[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

|fuck|

yes it is.

¿Porque no los dos?

[-] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

It certainly illustrates the diversity of the word

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 9 points 1 day ago
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[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Yes to all of those.

Source, my time in the Army.

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Lots and lots of possible interpretations for "I don't give a single fuck".

Including dozens...

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

I don't give a married fuck/I don't give a widowed fuck

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I fucking love science

[-] Tzayad@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago
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