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[-] yesman@lemmy.world 41 points 2 weeks ago

I want a whole adult themed lunchable with vodka in the caprisun, THC in the food, and a cigarette for desert.

[-] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago

Can crunch's oops all cocaine crunch!

[-] Inucune@lemmy.world 38 points 2 weeks ago

Tried it. Tastes like sunny D with alcohol in it. Wasn't bad if that is all you wanted.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

That sounds like an automatic hangover.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

It is bad if that's is all you want.

[-] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

It doesn't taste like that. Notice the zero sugar. It has the distinct taste of artificial sweetner ruining an otherwise awesome concept.

[-] adarza@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

better off mixing your own; different than orange juice, but not as horrible as it sounds.

[-] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Which is what I did after I tried these. Which, I almost think, is the point of these. It gets us adults to buy Sunny D.

[-] HeyLow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago

As someone who can't taste the flavor in most seltzers, I can actually taste the Sunny D in this one. That being said it was just okay, after I finish this box I'll just mix my own 🤷🏻‍♀️

[-] WhyFlip@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Seriously!? 🤯

[-] Daviedavo@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago

Lol - so, flavored vapes are “targeted at children” even though smoking/vaping has always been illegal for minors. BUT putting alcohol in a classic children’s drink isn’t marketing to children… BTW, I’m not against vaping or this drink, just find it funny that lawmakers seem to think that flavored products are intended for children and adults can’t possibly like them. Real adults just drink straight vodka or smoke filterless cigarettes apparently.

[-] WhyFlip@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Hardly anyone under 21 knows what the fuck Sunny D is.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah this is a nostalgia grab, not a child grab.

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

The public hasn't caught onto the alcohol lobby yet.

[-] ashitaka@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago

Good thing you didn’t see the hard Mtn Dew…

[-] papalonian@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

The hard mountain dews are pretty decent, but the hard monster seltzers are where it's at.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I consider that a lot less evil. I don't like Mountain Dew, but I understand the concept of liking Mountain Dew. Sunny D is for parents who think their kids aren't getting enough sugar with normal Orange Juice. It's like drinking a liquid pixie stick.

[-] papalonian@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Sunny D is for parents who ~~think their kids aren't getting enough sugar with normal Orange Juice.~~ are sick of Timmy's shit and want something to mix their vodka with.

Clearly, you've misunderstood the target demographic

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

If you're sick of Timmy's shit, you don't need the mixer. It's shots time.

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[-] dingus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Hard Mountain Dew is fucking disgusting. I like regular Mountain Dew, but the alcoholic ones are horrendous. I'm guessing it's because the alcoholic ones use Diet Mountain Dew which is the worst diet soft dunno on the planet. Dunno why they don't have a sugar option.

[-] papalonian@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Dunno why they don't have a sugar option.

That would also be the "worst hangover imaginable" option.

The orange ones are liquid sex.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 18 points 2 weeks ago

Screwed Driver.

[-] Zier@fedia.io 13 points 2 weeks ago

Finally a breakfast drink to go with my english muffins.

The most important question now is: How many packs did you buy?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I just looked up the price for a 4 pack online, one place listing them at $9.48. Now, did they at least have a very customer friendly refund policy at the store and paid you $9480000.00 back?

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Brb, ordering minus a million cases of vintage Dom Perignon!

Besides the financial windfall, im gonna get so damn sober! 🥳

[-] notabot@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago

Be careful, that much antihol in one go won't just get you sober, it'll send you right out the other side. Few can deal with that clear a view of reality.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

They said the check would be in the mail.

[-] smokebuddy@lemmy.today 11 points 2 weeks ago

I remember a long time ago Starbucks put out some Baileys/Kaluha style liqueurs and a bunch of people went to the media losing their shit like THEY'RE MAKING BOOZE APPEALING TO CHILDREN MAKE IT STOP.

Twas a quaint time.

[-] Voyajer@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Eh, I'd try it

[-] bighatchester@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago
[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Yeah I prefer my Purple Stuff Vodka Seltzers


but for real capitalism is truly plumbing the depths of nostalgia for our generations youth.

[-] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Sunny screwDriver

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

sunny d + kahlua = tootsie roll

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

I'll take your word for it.

[-] evening_push579@feddit.nu 5 points 2 weeks ago

Nah, go for the chu-hi on the left.

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Is that what we call screwdrivers these days?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I hope not. I like drinking a screwdriver on occasion.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

so you bought it and tried it?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

No, I need to work on hating myself more first.

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 2 points 2 weeks ago

Let us know your progress, m'kay? :-P (inquiring tastebugs demand to know! and no I've decided not to change that spelling!)

[-] adj16@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Idk why everyone is being such a wet blanket in here, these things are great

[-] podperson@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Gross - why would you put seltzer in that?

[-] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I bought it once. They are who we thought they were.

[-] Default_Defect@midwest.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

Riot punch but worse.

[-] Krauerking@lemy.lol 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah SunnyD drinkers are getting old and have to sell them updated juice boxes.

[-] Doomsider@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Why does only your product have the warning for 21 plus!? Is it because you are a piece of shit obviously marketing to kids.

[-] negativenull@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

We are a failed nation. This proves it

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 1 points 2 weeks ago

This works for every nation I can think of... that would offer this product on their shelves.

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