Funny

Indicates how many seashells were installed in each room.

When you're Nonbinary every bathroom feels like this, not because you don't know which is which but because you don't know which choice is more wrong or will get you in more trouble.

The one on the right are for users of these

I assume the left is two nuts. The right is a head over two boobs.

Stupidly cryptic, though.

Please solve the following puzzle to prove you are a human

Men, who have 2 testes go left, while women who have 3 testes go right. Wait...

Men have two holes, woman three. I assume it is that dumb.

i mean.

The two look like boobs, and the three look like a penis, so... Case closed?

IMO:

They're gender-neutral. The two and three on the door are so that people can be told which one needs work.

The left one is easy, it's boobs. Which means you're allowed if you have man boobs.

The other one is for people with 3 nipples.

Choose the door that looks the most like the sweaty imprint your groin leaves on the bench

There's a sink. Problem solved.

2 bowls per stall vs 3 bowls per stall. Depends on the size of your friend group.

That's very worrying, does the US already started to sorting humans by the amount of balls they have?

Which ever one has the couches man, we need the couches.

This stuff is frustrating when you're drunk at some hipster bar, and gotta go real bad but first you've got to decipher the hieroglyphics. I wish they had standards like emergency exits so you don't piss yourself looking for the right toilet.

But wait your already in the bathroom right? I mean what are those sinks about?

I'm guessing just rooms 1 (not pictured), 2, and 3, purely for administrative purposes, because as gendering options this doesn't make sense.

Instructions unclear; pissed on corner.

I'm going to the one that looks most like an SCP logo.

This is like choosing a door on squid games