Ah yes, the escort service.
this post was submitted on 20 Apr 2025
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Why is the walking buddy holding hands? Are they letting you know Kevin is single and ready to mingle?
This is routing from LaGuardia airport in NY, meaning the "walking" route has you taking a subway. Maybe the walking buddy is a local NYC thing meant for people who want assistance navigating the trains. I never see this on my app tho so it must have been a trial feature.
I’m hoping (praying) that since this is a shitposting sub, you and I both are just particularly gullible and this is not an actual thing.
I thought for sure it was fake until I noticed the map was my neighborhood 😂
"Drop off" makes it sound like he'll carry you.
I would like this
About to rent me one
Honestly this is a great joke but also could legitimately be a good service for someone who didn't feel safe walking alone, or needs help navigating
Speaking as a person who does not fit the demographic for this service, the big problem I see with it is how you trust that the walking buddy is actually going to be safer than nothing. Uber drivers are somewhat regularly in the news for assaulting women and I know several women that don’t like riding them alone
A lot of university campuses have this. It's a good idea.
They probably don't charge money for that service though, and that's a better idea.
They do, it's part of the tuition
It’s also run by people vetted by the school who are also employees so they generally have other responsibilities and then the service doesn’t generate a profit. Which is a long way of saying it’s not even remotely close to being the same
Not really the same. Charging for this would discourage people from using it. They have to make a choice on feeling safe vs. spending money.
This gives everyone the option and subsidizes it to the entire community.
This is exactly why socializing things like this is beneficial.
Every service has a cost. That cost is the value of the labor being provided. But we decide as a society that providing services like this benefits everyone living in society. Regardless of if they use it directly or not.
When people say "free" in this context that's what they mean. They mean the decision based on personal finance is removed.
We don't want people choosing personal finance over safety or health. Removing that dependency benefits everyone.
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Especially if they'd help carry your bags and whatnot; that could be very helpful for someone who has mobility issues or just has a lot of things they need to bring. Well worth $7.50
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It's at least 5 years old and it seems every single year the news outlets "fact check" it and declare it false.
Meanwhile we have actual conspiracy theories on official government websites and those same outlets say nothing.
I hate this timeline.
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Both see the same offer, neither get the money
For $7.50 I'd unironically use a walking buddy at least once
For safety in numbers, or talk therapy?
Novelty?
That's literally the only reason to me. I'd be so weird for 20min that he'll talk about it for a decade.
Them: white Kevin
You: dressed in a full body banana costume while awkwardly carrying a cinder block. Refuse to explain why, or talk about anything except a ranked list of the worst smells you've ever experienced. Destination is a closed public library at 2am. Say "well, it's time to do the thing I came here to do." Stand, watching them until they walk away.
You know... There's a lot of women that wouldn't dare to walk alone at night. That white Kevin has been vetted by Uber and has a paper trail.
How about not just a white Kevin but an Armed Stacey, or a security guard Michelle.
of course, it'd probably cost MORE to get someone to walk with you because they'd have to not only drive there and walk but walk back.
Vetted by Uber doesn't really mean much.
Especially because there's a huge industry for fake driver accounts so literally anyone can buy an uber 'employment'.
How do they get by having their actual picture?
Guess people don't look too closely? nfi tbh.
If Jimmy shows up in a black Toyota Camry with the right license plate, that's one thing.
I'd like to think that if Jimmy is your walking buddy, you might notice these kinds of things, tho :)
I don't say this much but that is actually a good idea, considering the amount of people that live very lonely and isolated lives. Maybe this can help some people to talk, enjoy another's company, etc. Maybe. Everything else the effing internet and tech companies tried only managed to push people apart...
Except that it gives predators an easy way to be alone with drunk women. I wouldn’t trust Uber’s security checks.
You don't have to trust the security checks, but they had to submit their personal information and documents to Uber, and would be easy to find if they did anything. And have two devices actively recording their location. That's much better than an anonymous stranger, and I doubt a predator would go through all that instead of just, you know, remaining an anonymous person on the street.
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For the first time, I saw a car with Uber stickers in my country. Wanted to peel them off, but I also don't wanna get in a fight over it. Pretty sure it'll mostly be used by foreigners because the local alternative has several years of advantage and is also a multinational now.
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This would be legitimately amazing.