Sharpie.
slightly concerned it doesn't have a flare but this isn't gonna go too wrong I don't think.
this post was submitted on 13 May 2025
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Well, my terrier is going up my ass, apparently. Sorry, boy.
A jar. We all know how that ends.
Oh no it's my dog!
Air purifier....
a wall
A entire bedroom wall
A double width bus chair
Fuck
Floor to ceiling window…
Its either a large flat screen or CRT that weighs like 70 pounds, I am going to die.
I am currently taking a dump... So the entire bathroom door. 🥲
Computer 👀
A chair..
4 ft is about 1.2m - a Bo is typically around 1.8m
I'm not putting my cat up my butt, you fucking weirdo.
You don't do everything a picture on the internet tells you to?
I now own a Browntooth speaker.
Its just a big ol stuffy, I'll be fine after the surgery.
My husband? Normal day.
Well looks like u got the best option
Large banana stuffie. Could be worse.
Poor cat
What a horrible day to be working around mig welding machines.
Aw man, indeed!
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Holy mackerel, it's the house!
A couch. Is this like one of JD Vance's fantasies? To be fucked by a couch?
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a nice soft blanket. not sure how much will fit but I bet when I take it out it'll feel like taking packing out of your sinuses after an infection.
I can BREATHE!
This is rather convenient, as the object to my left is a roll of toilet paper
Water heater 😮💨
At least it'll be warm?
I just walked past a parked car as I read that—it's been nice knowing you all
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I was leaning against this when I opened the post:
I have to shove a whole fucking table up there? 😫
It's a car. RIP
Hairbrush. It'd fit fine, but it's got rubberized paint that's coming off the handle. :/
ER has seen worst
I’m at the DMV, a teenaged girl is sitting next to me 😬
Well.. it's a door. At least my ass will be closed for business after that.
My bathroom sink... at least my bowels will be empty before it ends up inside me.
I am currently regretting my choice to sit in the garden. About 20 concrete blocks.
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