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[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 81 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Japan...

i just really freaking love public transportation infrastructure

i want to ride ALL THE TRAINS

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[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I don't see "an increasingly difficult to ignore urge to bomb an oil pipeline" on here.

[–] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

That comes under running , grad school and Japan

Oh wait. You said ignore...I had already committed and planned my escape to Japan

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 6 points 4 days ago

S Tier response

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 51 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Nani the fuck did you just fucking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai bitch desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the fuck out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino fucking words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, fucker. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You’re fucking shinimashita’d, akachan.

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[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm turning into a bog witch

I've let like half my yard grow out and turn into a de facto butterfly garden. I've got a birdbath where I leave shineys for the crow. It's going pretty well, I recommend it.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (5 children)

I was gonna say, women have been getting sick of men and turning into bog witches for centuries now, probably longer. The more socially acceptable version was nunneries for a while, since men need to feel like they're in control of that some way or another. I'm the city apartment version where I'm becoming a night shift vampire /other undead into tarot cards and Gnosticism.

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My midlife crisis: I bought a ten year old car and started fixing it myself.

I have bloody knuckles and bruised forearms and now a pretty bad oil leak but I replaced that goddamn turbo.

[–] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Stick with it, and soon you'll have a rolling chassis with destroyed interior, body full of rust holes, a crippling Miller lite addiction, and lots of friends with similar rusty old beaters that just need a little TLC.

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[–] Mist101@lemmy.world 40 points 5 days ago (3 children)

What do I do if mine's not on here? What kind of mid-life-crisis is this?

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Welcome friend.
We all mid-life down here.

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[–] Bill@lemmy.ca 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You forgot about bouldering / rock climbing

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Which AI generated slop are you?

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I guess running. About 4 years ago, I started on the treadmill with an exhausting 30min/mi. Earlier this week I completed my first 7min/mi. Along the way, I added a 28min/5k@1.5% and am working on a 60min/10k (today did 62min/10k).

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[–] match@pawb.social 28 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

BDSM. I have integrated pretty quickly into the local community, and I'm a regular at munches and play parties.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Wait, BDSM is a group event?

I thought it was more like a partner tennis, not community soccer.

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Think of it as more of a space where people can meet up and get freaky. 90 percent of the time is people standing around and chatting in fetish gear.

[–] KotActually@startrek.website 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I got the bonus 5th one: Linux

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[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

Japan? Does that just mean travel?

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[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 days ago

Le sigh. Grad school

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Add gardening, birdwatching, golf, volunteering?

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Cycling, an instrument, home brewing, a golden retriver...

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[–] PacMan@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 days ago

Where is the drinking and BBQing one?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 22 points 5 days ago

Hufflepuff.

Wait a minute...

No, I stand by it. Just replace the badger with a blunt.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I'm only 33, a bit young for midlife crisis, but I've gotten into ham radio. I think it's probably the most I've spent on a hobby. Even budget radios that can communicate over the horizon are pretty pricey.

Edit: The most I've spent on a hobby to get started on a hobby, that is. I've definitely sank much more money into video games and when I played it Magic the Gathering.

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[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Cycling, linux and archery

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

None of the above?

Strength training and returned to a hobby of my younger years - cars.

E: wouldn’t even call it a midlife crisis. Just finally having a little time to have a hobby and understanding that being healthy will extend what quality years I have left.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Fucking math.

Yes give me sudden urge to self-study linear algebra for shits and giggles. Ima go look at math memes now.

I nearly failed math my entire life wdym it will suddenly become interesting for no reason.

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[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

私も攻撃されたと感じる。。。

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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Where is the one for dating someone 15-20 years younger than you?

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 8 points 4 days ago

That's a sub class, if you pick running then you'll date a younger runner. If you pick Japan then you'll date a young Japanese person etc.

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[–] MrSelatcia@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago (3 children)
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[–] moakley@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

I started collecting Lego again.

... and running.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 16 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Where's the "Reclusive hermit" one.

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[–] inthearizonasun@lemm.ee 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

As a gen-x, I feel attacked that millennials are already having midlife crises.

You are young! Save it for your fifties, kids, I haven’t had mine yet!

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Millenials ain’t making it to our 50s, the water/climate wars will solve that for us.

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[–] Lazhward@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

Fuck, right as I got back into manga and anime...

But it's mostly rock climbing really.

[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 4 points 4 days ago

Well I'm forty now and about 6 months ago I decided that after nearly 30 years of listening to metal music I was going to finally learn how to do harsh vocals/metal screaming. Still an enormous amateur, and I have a lot to learn, but basically just this week I finally got to the point where I don't hate listening to my own screams.

So uh, whatever you wanna call that midlife crisis, that's mine.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Thrifting should be an option.

I can tell I’m the target demo because the Goodwills all play music I like.

I know it’s a thing, I see kindred souls with the same millennial dork vibes all of the time.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My local Goodwill sucks so I go to a thrift shop run by a church and listen to their horrible Christian rock.

Man are those dudes horny for Jesus.

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[–] PlutoVolcano@lemm.ee 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I have ADHD. All of the above.

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