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These days there are even some resealable packaging whee the seal doesn't get ripped off or torn when opening the packet. What a time to be alive.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 29 points 9 hours ago

Yes but we also witnessed absolute horrors like payment plans for pizza and microtransactions in video games.

[–] javasux@lemmy.world 37 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

But why is that even there? Are people really eating only some of the Oreos and then putting the rest away?

[–] sockman@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

Yeah, isn't it normal to eat a whole sleeve of Oreos and throw up on your mother's bed?

[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago

Exactly. This is a regression, not an advancement. Now the package tries to close on me mid gluttony.

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 17 points 9 hours ago

Not willingly

[–] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Like the "servings" unit for nutritions which lists 2 oreos. In a pack of 15. removed, I'm gonna eat the whole package. It's the rule. You can't just have 2 and then put the pack away. Like, wtf?!

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

You know what else needs to be banned? A bag of chips having 1.8 servings in it.

1 sure, 2... ok. But .8 of a serving? Get the fuck out of here.

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

What about cans of spray oil that have hundreds of servings but say 0 calories? No shit, you've got no detectable calories when a serving is a 1/4 second of a spray.

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Let's see AI come up with that! Checkmate!

haha i agre AI IS DUMB. no creative like us

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Kind of like how it took decades for us to figure out to put wheels on luggage. I'm sure there are tons of things waiting to be invented that people will look back on us eventually and wondering what took us so long to figure out something so obvious.

[–] pikmeir@lemmy.world 10 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

My guess is wheels would not have helped when everywhere is dirt and cobblestones. Wheels appeared when we needed them.

[–] Blum0108@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

If you pave it, wheels will come

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

YBC Noir > Oreos

(If you ever find yourself in Japan, go into any supermarket and try them - cheaper and nicer-tasting.)

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago

Is the package resealable though?

[–] scbasteve7@lemm.ee 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I'll make sure to go to Japan just to try a different version of oreos

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 6 hours ago

I wanna go for their unique KitKat flavors. I guess I can try their Oreos, too, if I ever actually make it there.