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[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 30 points 6 days ago

Daily reminder to all ICE agents. By signing up for ICE, you have signed yourself up for a lifetime of fear and criminal liability. There are Nazi concentration camp guards that were tried for their crimes in their 90s. There is no statute of limitations on crimes against humanity. Your names are recorded; your deeds are known. And you will face justice for your crimes. And do not count on a blanket pardon saving you. Crimes against humanity are violations of international law that cannot be pardoned.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 20 points 6 days ago (2 children)

What for me about the new concentration camp was that it would have 1000 inmates but cost 500 million a year to run.

Like wtf? You could buy them all a fucking house each for that. Every year. But hey, fuck food stamps right.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

The goal isn't to safely and effectively house people awaiting due process for immigration offenses.

The goal is to create a brutal inhumane quasi-death camp to eradicate scapegoat ethnicities and to provide a slush fund for pro-Nazi state governments and their jackbooted SS.

[–] currycourier@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

A damn nice house, too

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 14 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Imagine bragging about more prisons in your state. Like that's your fucking platform? How does that enrich the citizen's lives?

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

There is a perverse logic to increasing GDP by employing every white male to round up and detain mexicans. But aligators are taking white jobs, now.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 6 days ago

And anyone who knows alligators would know they ain't down for the job! My swamp puppies eat anything regardless of skin tone.

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Why tf is that limp pastry wearing a flack jacket?

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

She's wearing an empty plate carrier, because she forgot her never maintained ar15 and wanted to look tough.

I guess I shouldn't bitch about the ar15 maintenance, it doesn't need any when you don't fire it.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

Seems like a good idea I guess if you're going to publicly say dumb stuff that makes people want to shoot you?

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Timothy 2:11 reads I ain't gotta listen to no woman get back in the kitchen.

Or something like that.

[–] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Deuteronomy 22:13-21 says we can chuck rocks at them if they aren't virgins on their wedding night.

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

GET YOUR ROCKS HERE

[–] Rev3rze@feddit.nl 3 points 6 days ago

Uhh I'll have two with points and a big flat one

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 7 points 6 days ago

Every day I open Lemmy and go "what they doin over there" at all the Americans. It's like my very own fascism terrarium. I get to enjoy it until the coup my government again

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 7 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Honestly I think alligators would be less of a threat. Frankly they are easier to run away from and they're not that big on object permanence.

If you go into a room and close the door they forget about you.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

That, and alligators don't really see people as food, unless you are a small child playing near the edge of the water at dusk. They can be defensive of their personal space and breeding territory, but they'd much rather be 10ft away from you than attacking you.

Source: Spent a week kayaking in a burning swamp absolutely filled with alligators. They just want to sit in the sun and be left the fuck alone.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Also they're generally chill. I grew up in South Florida and have encountered more than my fair share while canoeing, and outside of breeding season you can walk right up to them and give them a slap and tickle and they couldn't be fucked to give you any grief.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I think that might be the most Florida thing anyone has ever said.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago

You should have seen my friend who "hunted" them with nothing more than a knife. He's the one who teased me into actually slapping one. This fool would straight up just jump into some water and come back with a dead gator.

Not glorifying him or his actions, but Florida man got some experiences you can use.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

Instructions unclear, closed the door and now I'm stuck in a room with an alligator. He doesn't seem to be forgetting yet.

[–] sndmn@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 days ago

It's astounding how fucking dumb these people are.

Alcatraz and Auschwitz are interchangeable whenever they're spoken.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

What's going on is we live in a country with A LOT of racists and one of them is in the Oval Office, giving the thumbs up to the other racists, telling them their racism is not only acceptable, but desirable.

And a bunch of other people who are not racist, but very stupid, decided to make stupid decisions last November, allowing the racists to flourish.

[–] slingstone@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I am a South Carolinian. This vile person in no way represents the will of most South Carolinians. I am constantly embarrassed by our politicians. If people of good will in thus state woke up and just went to the polls, we could end the tenure of this evil fool and so many others, but it never happens. I am so very tired of this perpetuation of evil, and I'm so heart sick that so much of it comes from the people I grew up with.

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Unfortunately, people of good will rarely have the willingness to go along with it.

[–] Ileftreddit@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

That’s if you believe in the continued integrity of our elections, which let’s be honest, was always a tenuous thing at best. Since 2000, it’s been a slippery fucking slope

[–] banshee@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Bless her heart.

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