Yesterday I found half a pizza in the hallway. I'm thinking about putting it upside down between my desk and my chair so it can serve as a little rug. The room is quite echoey and I heard rugs and such may help with that.
this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2025
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Why is there a picture of a lady surfing with it
Someone saw "water" in the description
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This is truly insane. I feel like I'm in an episode of the Twilight Zone. What is even real anymore?
The chair is too fancy. Sell it, buy cheaper one and buy another half of a pizza.
Needs a $4000 gaming laptop and half of an Ikea desk.
Get a bigger dildo you pussy.
The stool legs need to be dildos too.
Needs a single potted plant to signal that someone with their shit together lives there.
A fake one though so you don't have to take care of it.
That's good natural light.
I'd blind the window. Too much screen glare.
Get some bars on your windows. The bars will really accentuate the room.
Knee pads?
I think you're missing a bottle of lube
Big bottle of lube and some tissues for after.
Nah, you got floor heating. You're good.
get four of them, put a glass panel on top, you got a table
Have you thought of some curtains?
First, I think you should stop living in an AI generated picture.
It was shot with a Canon EOS M200 and is 100% real.