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Yesterday I found half a pizza in the hallway. I'm thinking about putting it upside down between my desk and my chair so it can serve as a little rug. The room is quite echoey and I heard rugs and such may help with that.

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[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 41 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

This is dumb from a logistical standpoint. Professional lube-users mix their own using a dissolvable powder and distilled water. Because shipping water is expensive. The powder to self-mix this entire 275 gallon drum would fit in a grocery bag.

[–] match@pawb.social 1 points 14 hours ago

k lube: not just for horses anymore!

[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why is there a picture of a lady surfing with it

Someone saw "water" in the description

[–] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you are in the market for 275 gallons of smooth, silky water-based lubricant, life has got to be good! This tank of Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant contains enough to slick up your slip and slides all summer, enough to require a lifeguard during your lube wrestling matches, and enough to share with all your friends... you know which ones need it the most. Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant is made with the best ingredients for body-safety and reduced friction. With its superb formula you will have a natural feel that keeps you wet longer for those extended bedroom sessions and intimacy of all kinds. This lube is compatible with all materials, including silicone and latex.

[–] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 3 points 21 hours ago

“Diddy sized”

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

This is truly insane. I feel like I'm in an episode of the Twilight Zone. What is even real anymore?

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

That's good natural light.

[–] Fleppensteijn@feddit.nl 4 points 13 hours ago

I'd blind the window. Too much screen glare.

[–] stepan@lemmy.cafe 25 points 1 day ago

The chair is too fancy. Sell it, buy cheaper one and buy another half of a pizza.

Get a bigger dildo you pussy.

[–] Toes@ani.social 14 points 1 day ago

Needs a $4000 gaming laptop and half of an Ikea desk.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 18 hours ago

Big bottle of lube and some tissues for after.

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago
[–] M137@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

The stool legs need to be dildos too.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 4 points 21 hours ago

Get some bars on your windows. The bars will really accentuate the room.

[–] MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Needs a single potted plant to signal that someone with their shit together lives there.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

A fake one though so you don't have to take care of it.

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 22 hours ago

get four of them, put a glass panel on top, you got a table

I think you're missing a bottle of lube

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 2 points 23 hours ago

Nah, you got floor heating. You're good.

[–] Tronn4@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

Have you thought of some curtains?

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world -3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

First, I think you should stop living in an AI generated picture.

[–] Luccus@feddit.org 3 points 15 hours ago

It was shot with a Canon EOS M200 and is 100% real.