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Microblog Memes
A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.
Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.
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Too few layers of white paint on peeling wallpaper, featuring the corpse of a bug
Fake tan orange
There's a lot of cars driving around now that seem to be clay coloured. That's the colour I hate, the blend nothing colour.
Who goes to the dealership and says I want my car to be the colour of I washed out clay landscape on a rainy day in the Arctic circle?
I love every color but the context is everything.
I really like this trend I'm seeing about posts asking for least fav things. Personally, mine is:
Dark yellow. Rare color, but ugly.
Do you mean Baby Diarrhea yellow?
Yellow. Almost all yellow painted/colored things make me mad. Yellow flowers do not have the same effect, however.
So years ago I was into mountain biking, and decided I was going to buy a decent bike, well the model I liked was sold out but the guy said " if your ok with yellow I've got one in the back we can't sell" ended up getting the bike I wanted, in yellow, and he gave me $50 off. I started telling everyone yellow was my favorite color and at this point it really is. It's fun cause it is probably the least favorite color so I'm constantly find things in yellow when the other colors are sold out,also yellow things end up in discount bins. It's been 25 years now and I honestly get a happy feeling when I find something I want in yellow.
Seems like these days for about half of America it’s brown
Pink. I really don't like pink, nor most red shades.
Pastels, can I just loathe all pastels? Because I do.
Yellow. Especially on cars or t-shirts. Just...bleh.
I hate the way magenta reveals the subjective nature of how we interpret wavelengths of light as colors.
LAVENDER fuck lavender
hate it get some saturation the matter with you
edit: oh no sorry beige, fuck you get some hue as well. Why they keep making baby clothes these rank desatured hues is beyond me. If you're in a store you can clearly see at what age/size children start to choose their clothes as well from the sudden color explosion.
Red.
It's so loud, obnoxious and in your face, I hate it.
It's only somewhat acceptable on very small things, tiny accents etc.
And I have a theory hear me out: no car in the world looks the best in red, there is always another color that looks better. Yes, even Ferraris and Alfas. Prove me wrong.
Ultraviolet. Just being in its presence literally harms you.
What Pantone number is that? I want to get a tie that colour
Same vibes but ultra-violet for me.
Reddish brown.
since i got into art i don't dislike any colour, i do dislike how they sometimes get used though - puke yellow-green might be ugly as the base, but as a highlight to something green it's very pretty!
Clearly, the worst colour is ocean gray. Such a dowdy old colour. Military gray is superior in every way.
100 % salmon. Unfortunately one of my neighbours painted their entire house like that and it pisses me off every day walking my dog.
You know when You have a couple different leftover paints but You need to paint something bigger and You don't really care how it will look? So You just mix them all together with some white and slap that on? It never comes out as a pretty colour, always some vile shade of brown. I once rented an apartment clearly painted like that. Every wall was the same colour. Pale, pinkish brown.
When light gray is used for a background to call it a "dark theme", instead of just going #000000
Chartreuse
Puce