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Baldur's Gate 3

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I was a bit taken aback when almost every character in my camp was quick to jump my bones very early on, this explains it.

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[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 67 points 2 years ago (2 children)

can they release a bugfix for real life too?

[–] Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I've always wanted to fuck a bear

[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh my god. I literally just made that connection. The druid guy is a bear in EVERY aspect.

[–] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Halsin is a muscle-bear, which is a bear, but not the default bear.

I don't think bg3 had the right body types for traditional bear

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[–] MooseGas@kbin.social 56 points 2 years ago (3 children)

The green lizard lady hitting on me was a bit much. Meanwhile the cute cleric girl is a little too into her little goddess to talk to me.

[–] Transcendant@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Different strokes for different folks, I let her have her brutal wicked way with me.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

She commanded me and I obeyed. It was pretty fucking hot.

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[–] bizzle@midwest.social 9 points 2 years ago

My dude is a Drow so we're into that 👀👀

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[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Its like highschool all over again

[–] Transcendant@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Which part, the green lizard lady or the cute cleric girl? I mean, I know Australia has some gnarly wildlife but didn't think it was part of the dating pool

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[–] Cheers@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

Just like irl tbh

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 47 points 2 years ago

I can't unlock the Withers romance arch no matter how hard I don't try.

[–] notExactlyI20@lemmy.world 47 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] trslim@pawb.social 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Yeah I had to turn down wyll, and it made me super sad because I didn't like him like that. He's a good friend but I really wish I could say, "I'd die for you, but because you are my good friend, I don't like you like that." Same with Gale. Halsin or Lae'zel are the ones I'm lookin for.

Edit: Oops, not supposed to be a reply, sorry friend.

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[–] yA3xAKQMbq@lemm.ee 46 points 2 years ago

Somewhere at Larian code review: "Whaddya mean hot_for_anal doesn't control the horizon of threshold for analysis. What else could it... Oh. Ooooh..."

[–] Redscare867@lemmy.ml 26 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Spoilers ahead, be warned!

The strangest thing by far for me was whenever I went to sleep and this shirtless mindflayer tried to bang me. What the actual fuck was that? I have 0 indication that I was even into you.

[–] mrnotoriousman@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I went for the tentacle sex on my evil character (just finished first run!). Totally did not expect what happened to happen but just rolled with it haha.

[–] IamLost@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's how I would discribe losing my virginity. Minus the tentacle sex part.

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[–] AsimovsRobot@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Subconsciously maybe? 😂

[–] Redscare867@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Lol maybe dude is literally just like “I showed you my house, pls respon” like bruh I don’t trust you at all

[–] mrnotoriousman@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago

"I've been watching you disguised this whole time, pls be mine"

[–] Everblue@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago

Haha, explore his home and learn about his favourite soup and the next thing you know, you're lying on a rock next to him and he's shirtless. Like dude. Maybe that's why he's so insistent on having you turn into a mindflayer, needs some tentacle loving.

[–] stopthatgirl7@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

I had that happen last night and I’m still not ok. My poor tiefling is definitely not going to sleep anytime soon.

[–] noxy@yiffit.net 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

and yet Scratch has never once propositioned me

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

He's a good boy, not a naughty one.

onthullingHowever if you find the jar of peanut butter in Moonrise tower kitchen... nope this feels wrong, sorry all

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] mrnotoriousman@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago

A tadpole, if you will

[–] Coelacanth@feddit.nu 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

I experienced the wonky romance implementation both ways. Some, like Lae'zel and (especially) Halsin went from 0-100 in the blink of an eye, which was very annoying.

However, I also got permanently friendzoned by Karlach, Wyll and Astarion because I didn't take enough Long Rests in Act 1, so important character moments with those three never happened for me. I've heard Wyll invites you to dance, but I never got that, nor the night time creeping from Astarion. These moments seem to be required, because I've been locked out of all relationship progression with those three characters. I'm at the end of Act 3 now and they've not had much to say since the start of Act 2 . Hopefully this has or will be fixed, though.

EDIT: clearer wording.

[–] OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is THAT why both laezel and karlach were like "it fizzled" and why my boy wyll won't pound my demon receptacle? Because that's a little upsetting

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[–] JimmyMcGill@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (4 children)

My gf got wyll to ask her to dance (well her character) and we’re in Act 2 already so maybe it just takes some time.

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[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 18 points 2 years ago

60 hours from now, just before the final battle

Oh you sweet summer child..

[–] JimmyMcGill@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (4 children)

And here I am, still trying to get my first smooch from the fiery teddy bear that is karlach.

[–] Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

It's worth it.

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[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Bug? Or undocumented feature?

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[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Will they release a classic speedrun version for the sex% scene?

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

I do gotta say, this game has made me understand the "role" playing aspect.

I don't think I've ever done anything beside "good" and "bad".

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Gale and Wyll seemed to be the two that didn’t try to jump my bones right out of the gate, I just seemed to pick the non-saucy options for them I guess. Everyone else is a super-slut and nobody seems to care that I’m hitting on everyone else.

[–] TheRobotFrog@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Funny, those are the two I had to hold back with a broom.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Same here! The look on Wyll's face when I politely turned him down gave RL me 3 points of psychic damage..

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

This must have been the only bug I didn't have. Only Lae'zel and Minthara were super thirsty without having to do anything but play the game (and even then it kinda fit the character for both considering what triggers the encounter). Wyll's also kinda happened but that one you did have to want it pretty bad to get it, even if it was easy. Otherwise it's just an awkward moment when you catch him dancing.

Everyone else? It's like nobody wanna ride the dragon dick. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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[–] FarceMultiplier@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 years ago (3 children)

The only one who has flirted like crazy with me was Astarion. Maybe he's really into bright orange dragonborn.

[–] CrunchyBoy@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Me too, I just thought that was his personality. I mean, it fits.

[–] average650@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I never even got him in my party.... why would I trust a guy who tries to jump me first chance he got?

[–] ayaya@lemdro.id 7 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Aw you are missing out, he's the most fun character IMO and his VA absolutely kills it.

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[–] Transcendant@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

It's good to know I wasn't imagining things, I made a comment just after release saying I was over seemingly every character trying to fuck

[–] Rhaedas@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Planned bug to stir up interest in the game. Every post I saw from the beginning concerned a sexual encounter with someone. I have no idea what the rest of the game is like.

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

It’s actually a dating & sex simulator, the adventuring is just like a small mini-game, it’s filler more than anything.

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