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[-] GrymEdm@lemmy.world 57 points 5 months ago
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[-] bluey@lemmy.world 34 points 5 months ago
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[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago

That one on the bottom right really got the short end of the stick.

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

Especially compared the one counter to him on the left. Chad vs Virgin meme.

[-] eran_morad@lemmy.world 31 points 5 months ago

With the hairline of a 48-year old.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago

Just because he's God doesn't mean he can do anything about male pattern baldness. He's not that omnipotent.

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[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago

Mexico has such cool religious art that this is just offensively ugly. Even if you don't like religion the art is pretty cool. This is ugly on the Touchdown Jesus level of ugly.

[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 15 points 5 months ago

That is clearly water bending Jesus.

[-] troybot@midwest.social 5 points 5 months ago

Jesus was not a skilled water bender... it exploded in flames and burned to the ground

[-] Revonult@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

Oh boy do I have news. God agreed with you and in 2010 "Touchdown Jesus" was struck by lightning and burned down. They replaced it with a more traditional version. Personally I liked the orgional more.

[-] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 7 points 5 months ago

Sadly the original Jesus was destroyed by an act of God.

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[-] bhmnscmm@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

You know, Jesus did grow up. You don't always have to call him baby. It's a bit odd and off putting to pray to a baby.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

He sure did grow up. And up and up apparently.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Adult Jesus and Baby Jesus are distinct Biblical Entities in the Biblical Monster's Manual.

[-] SpaghettiYeti@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

I think this went over everyone's heads. It's from Talladega Nights lol

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[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

Did Hideo Kojima make this?

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[-] profdc9@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago
[-] Wes4Humanity@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago

Dear 800 pound 6 ounce newborn infant Jesus...

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 5 months ago

But he is clearly saying little baby Jesus.

[-] DODOKING38@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago

All hail the lord and saviour lord Farquadd

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

As a person utterly devoid of religion, I still used to enjoy visiting the temples of the various faiths, to see what they'd come up with. I think that period might be at an end.

[-] waterore@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

That’s no Jesus, that’s a Phil Collins!

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[-] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 5 months ago

At first glance he looks like one of those smaller deformed titans.

[-] pipows@lemmy.today 14 points 5 months ago

I'm not a christian and yet I feel offended by this image

[-] squid_slime@lemm.ee 11 points 5 months ago
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[-] Jakdracula@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

MC 900 Foot Jesus enters the chat.

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

'Dear Lord Baby Jesus, or as our brothers in the South call you: 'Hey-suz'. We thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family: my two beautiful, beautiful, handsome striking sons, Walker and Texas Ranger, or TR as we call him. And, of course, my red hot smokin' wife Carley, who is a stone cold fox, who if you would rate her ass on 100, it would easily be a 94. I also want to thank you for my best friend and teammate, Cal Naughton Jr, who's got my back no matter what...Dear Lord Baby Jesus, we also thank you for my wife's father Chip. We hope that you can use your Baby Jesus powers to heal him and his horrible leg. It smells terrible and the dogs are always botherin' with it. Dear Tiny Infant Jesus...'

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[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago

GiantBlue-eyedWhiteToddlerJesus

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[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago
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[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago

"This is not a record to be proud of"

I dunno, you must have accomplished some pretty impressive things to be so dismissive of this.

[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Do they also claim to have the self awareness to understand that thing is fucking creepy

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

Self-awareness and Christianity aren't generally friendly.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 8 points 5 months ago

Why does the giant baby Jesus have a full head of hair.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

I just wanna know why he has a widow's peak 😄

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

looks like Andy Kaufman

[-] Veneroso@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Baby Jesus? Or baby Phil Collins?

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[-] Tetsuo@jlai.lu 8 points 5 months ago

Who would ever contest this claim ?!

[-] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Looks like a boss from Blasphemous 💀

[-] Trex202@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

He was a grown man! He had a beard!

I know! But I like the baby Jesus the best!

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Yes, we know. Her name was Mary Magdalene.

The living with the 12 other dudes totally gave it away though.

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[-] ChanchoManco@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago

Giant baby Jesus doesn't exist, giant baby Jesus can't hurt you

[-] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 months ago

Is giant baby Jesus trying to sneak up on him?

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

And not shamefully for some reason.

[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Reminds me of that one sketch:

"Can we lower it to two hail Mary's?"

"How dare you cheapen the word of God!"

"Fine then, I'll just take my business to the church across the street."

"Go then!"

[walks away]

"The exit is that way!"

"I'm visiting the gift shop, first."

[-] MECHAGIC@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Why does it look like Nic Cage

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[-] hoss@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 5 months ago

I will build an even larger and uglier baby Jesus statue

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