The death penalty, because that shit is barbaric.

Metric system, right-hand traffic, ISO 8601, high taxes on the rich, someone's power being used as a multiplier in punishment.

• All software that is to be used on the public should be Free and Open Sourced in a GPL style license.
• No death penalty

above two violations are punishable by death!

• ISO date and time.
• Metric system.
• USB-C.
• Git.
• ConventionalCommits.
• Semantic versioning.
• XDG Base Directory.
• OpenDocument.
• HDR10+.

Also, I would enforce every online shop, transport company, hotels... All of these functioning under a federated market, sort of like the fediverse. Impossible to corrupt. Impossible to monopolize. True choice.

Talking with your phone on speaker in public. Off with your head!

all media and advertising shall have the same loudness

Tailgating. It's gonna kill you eventually so let's streamline the process.

Also fuck you, especially when I'm in a god damned exit lane.

If all punishment is capital punishment, then I'd keep it as laissez-faire as possible.

Except for "no parking in the bike lane". That one's worth.

Housing for everyone.

Recipes in concrete metric units, preferably mass instead of volume. Recipes come together incredibly quickly when measuring out ingredients can just be dump-tare-dump-tare-dump instead of trying to get sticky ingredients like tahini out of a measuring cup.

More torx screws. There are apparently some uses for phillips, but torx are criminally underused.

Standardize? I mean can we just get America on the metric system?

Education.

"We regret to inform you little Timmy didn't pass his final secondary-school exam because he couldn't count back change from a transaction. We will send his ashes as soon as they're ready."

I would be a terrifying and bloodthirsty Supreme Leader for sure... 😏

That is why we should prevent human beings from holding too much power.

Camping in the fast lane and/or driving with your brights on.

If you report anything not factual on the "news" or anything where you have an audience. I'm really tired of that bullshit.

I would outlaw starting work before 12pm. I'm 30 and I still absolutely hate mornings just as much as I did when I was 10. I'm naturally a night person but working graveyards has more problems than dealing with early mornings IMO. Let all the morning people feel the pain of having to be productive during your least productive hours for a change.

The outlawing of supreme leaders.

I am the ultimate vermin, so... Mandatory tooth brushing, and ponies for all.

Nothing. I'm against the death penalty

A relaxing cat shall not be disturbed

Hypocrisy. If one berates people for doing x, when you do it you're doubly guilty. You might still be guilty for other reasons, but if you publicly scorn other people doing it you'll get a bonus penalty.

Politicians who lie to their constituents.

No legislation with religious fundaments.

Socialism and planned economy, ban on private enterprises

Not only does it aim to stop neverending inequality shift and enshittification, it also helps to save Earth by putting an end to overproduction and bullshit consumerism

Crocs. Fuck your ugly, very gross-looking wannabe sandal. And why the fuck do they always look like you just pulled them from a landfill, and marinated them in toxic waste?

Anyone, regardless of status, race, wealth, sexuality, religion, etc. that violates anyone's fundamental human rights would be put to death. Period. Tolerance of intolerance breeds intolerance.

Duodecimal 😈

No fascists

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