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[-] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 37 points 6 days ago

His simple framework of "if it's a bad thing, it's 10x worse now vs the past so you need me in charge" that he has used forever (including 'American Carnage" in his acceptance speech) really fails when it comes to weather.

First, no normal human is blaming the Biden admin for the strength of hurricanes these days.

Second, if hurricanes are getting worse that implies climate change is real and we need a Democrat in charge to try to stop it.

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 6 days ago

It's a goddamn tragedy that a plan that stupid actually works on so many people.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

First, no normal human is blaming the Biden admin for the strength of hurricanes these days.

glances at Biden's Senatorial record on climate change

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 days ago

I am. All those windmills built, and they can't even put them to use to push back against the storm? I mean what was the point ^gahd^

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 days ago

Windmills?

It seems to me that you aren’t well-versed in adventures—they are giants; and if you’re afraid, get away from here and start praying while I go into fierce and unequal battle with them!

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 days ago

For you my fair lady, I shall defend your beauty and honor by confusingly threatening anyone who make a pass at you

[-] Hismama@lemmy.world 27 points 6 days ago
[-] aquinteros@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago

I knew he said it before... but 5 times?! lmao he is truly a sad ridiculous man

[-] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 29 points 6 days ago

People who support Trump post things Trump said. People who support Harris post things Trump said.

[-] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 16 points 6 days ago

You're not wrong, but that's no reason to stop calling trunk on his shit.

[-] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Of course, it just reminded me a little of the "a vote for Bart is a vote for anarchy" gag.

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

the vacuum between his ears is almost as strong as the field of a black hole

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 6 points 6 days ago

On the inside of his head his speeches are concise and coherent. Unfortunately they get spaghettified as they travel across the interdimensional gap between Trump Land™ and the rest of the universe.

[-] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 200 points 1 week ago

Because he's deaf and can't read. He got a hurricane briefing once and tried to correct the drawing with his personal hopes and dreams. That was the last time they gave him a hurricane brief.

People who support this dude are weird for not seeing he's not fit for office. He should step down and let someone younger go, like Biden did. He has way too much ego to admit he lost an election, nevermind stepping down, but it would be the play

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago

Pepridge Farm remembers this. He used a Sharpie, and wanted to detonate a nuclear bomb on American soil.

[-] theneverfox@pawb.social 1 points 6 days ago

Well I don't think that's the real problem here - if you could nuke a hurricane out of existence, it would be a feasible option. The area of effect of a nuke is a lot smaller than media has led us to believe, and if you detonate it at the right height there's not much fallout. It's a totally reasonable option... If it worked

The problem is, it wouldn't work. For any competent president, this was just a bit of brainstorming. It's creative out of the box thinking, I bet previous presidents have asked the same thing

And that's the problem. The conversation should've gone "can we nuke the hurricane? Have we looked into that?" "Yes Mr President, we've looked into it and it just doesn't math out". And then they continue on with disaster preparations like a sane person

The problem is: why did we even hear about this? Even the most harsh critics couldn't make brainstorming look bad, throwing out any idea that pops into your head is the point.

But he had a creative idea, and where most people would feel a moment of disappointment and move on, or maybe even task people to reevaluate the option, he bragged about it in public. He turned "the science doesn't work" into "they wouldn't let me"

And honestly, it's probably one of the best ideas he's ever had..."if sunlight kills the virus, can we use that?", "if bleach kills the virus, could we inject bleach?" - it shows like understanding of biology, but a president doesn't need to know biology. They just need to hear "this wouldn't work" from someone who understands the science, and move on

But the damaged little snowflake he is, he doesn't let go of the weirdest of ideas, because they made him feel smart for a moment and he's deeply insecure. He brags about his brainstorming sessions, which is weird, and then he presents his ideas in public as "they wouldn't let me" instead of "this was a neat idea, but unfortunately it wouldn't work"

And that's far more disturbing. Having a creative idea is good, having it turn out to be impractical is fine, but holding onto it and pitching it to the public is deeply worrying

[-] ech@lemm.ee 51 points 1 week ago

Him being unfit for office has little to do with his age, to be clear.

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works -2 points 6 days ago

It 100% has to do with his age of you consider the chances of dementia in a 30—60 year old candidate, and then in him, a candidate with full-blown dementia.

[-] ech@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago

Completely missing my point.

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[-] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago

That's exactly why they like him, he's not an "insider"

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[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 142 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You'd think he'd remember given he blocked aid to Puerto Rico after Maria – a Category 5 hurricane.

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 68 points 1 week ago

He just remembers throwing paper towels at the people from that country of Puerto Rico

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[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 72 points 1 week ago

What? How can you forget after the whole sharpie thing? That was kind of hilarious. Just draw an arrow on map and redirect Milton towards some immigrants or something buddy. Your succubus hag seems to think weather control is possible and you think highly of your own abilities - give it a try!

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

He wasn't aiming the hurricane, he was trying to make himself retroactively correct because he didn't know the states names.

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[-] Linktank@lemmy.today 52 points 1 week ago
[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 31 points 1 week ago

Idk, maybe we're sleeping on him just being stupid.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

We've always known he's stupid, but he probably has dementia too.

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago

Having heard the man talk, it really does sound like cognitive decline, especially compared to older recordings of him.

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[-] einlander@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago

But he has heard of nuking hurricanes.

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[-] BigMacHole@lemm.ee 41 points 1 week ago

I want my Leader to be PROUD of his Lack of 5th Grade Education Level!

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