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Nic McConnell @NicMcC83:

this is the most devastating review of anything i've ever seen

Scary Whitta @garywhitta· 1d:

Imagine if your printer was also your car. That's what owning a Tesla is like.

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[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 141 points 2 years ago (23 children)

All corporations. All corporations will not be happy until ownership is a concept of the past. You are borrowing the company's resources and paying them for the service.

If you don't like it, stop heralding capitalism as the be-all of economic systems...

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 124 points 2 years ago (23 children)

This is Lemmy, you don’t have to convince people not to like capitalism here, we’re already on board

[–] Sabata11792@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago

We already have a noose set up for the first instance that gets greedy.

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[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 2 years ago (6 children)

It's ironic, isn't it. With the most common "criticism" of communism being that nobody will be able to have any personal belongings..

[–] lucaswebdev@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 2 years ago

As far as i know, communists want to share means of production (usually land and machines, anything you need to work other than your brain). That means you may have your own printer and car, as long as you pay for it with a well distributed salary.

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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 133 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"I'm sorry Dave, I can't leave the driveway, I'm out of Magenta."

[–] klemptor@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 years ago

Man, I wish I were this clever. 🏅

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 55 points 2 years ago (4 children)

plot twist: It's a Brother monochrome laser printer.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 43 points 2 years ago (5 children)

The equivalent of an old brother mono laser would be a Lada or a Toyota hilux. It may not be pretty, but it's simple and it will run forever.

We got rid of the old hl2030 in favor of a fancy color printer/scanner. Now we have neither.

[–] shadowspirit@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

We got rid of the old hl2030 in favor of a fancy color printer/scanner. Now we have neither.

Your words cut deep.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

Agreed entirely. I'm a big evangelist for Brother's business class black and white laser printers. I bought my hl2050 twenty years ago and I've only had to replace the toner once. It just works.

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[–] the_third@feddit.de 32 points 2 years ago (2 children)

For the uninitiated: Those were and maybe still are the most basic but still solid printers you could get out there. They just work. Pull them out of a cupboard after two years? Works. Replace toner with cheap 3rd party stuff? Works. Connect and print without installing hundreds of MB of bloatware around the driver? Sure.

[–] LoamImprovement@ttrpg.network 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yep, got tired of inkjet printers running out, clogging, print heads gumming up, just failing in so many different ways. I've had my laser printer for about 5 years and it's still rolling on the sample toner cart. Granted, I don't print all that often, but that's another reason I like this printer so damn much.

[–] ours@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Same, they work especially well for infrequent printing. Ink jets love to dry/clog up after some time and require changing a toner that should still have plenty of ink in it.

I got tired of the sunken cost my ink jet printer was and got a Brother color-laser multifunction and it just works. Still using the toner it came with.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I've had a Brother printer for a good 20 years (USB 1.0 and Ethernet connections) and it has never clogged up on me. Sometimes I go months without printing.

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[–] Nahdahar@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Can vouch for Brother. My parents kept buying inkjet printers every few years, the last one was a more expensive HP one but they were always a constant source of complaint. Bought them a Brother a few years ago, they literally didn't have a single issue with it since.

[–] WhippetBowie@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

I bought a brother printer / copier / scanner about 15 years ago. Still going strong, I replaced the ink once.

I bought it for $99.99

I still consider it the best money I've ever spent

Edit: $99 Canadian!

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[–] Polar@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Best printers.

I just bought one. Works instantly out of the box. One click "install" on Windows/Android/MacOS/Linux, and doesn't require any of their bullshit software.

Setup on Windows is as easy as going to

Printers & Scanners > Add device > Brother

Done.

Now I can print/scan/copy and my computer has no bloatware on it. It's wonderful.

[–] bemenaker@lemmy.world 50 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Pc load letter?

What the fuck does that even mean?

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Uh uh sounds like someone's got a case of the muundays

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[–] foggianism@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago (3 children)

My next EV Van: Mercedes Printer

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[–] Zrybew@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

To be fair, the amount of false positive safety alerts and phantom breaking events dropped considerably last 6m.

But I can't reconcile the fact they turned off the bumper sensors making autopilot jerkier, and forcing it to keep a much wider distance from other cars.

[–] TBi@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago (5 children)

I won’t buy a car without ultra sonic sensors. They stop you bashing into things that you, or the cameras, can’t see.

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[–] PennyAndAHalf@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 years ago (49 children)

Admittedly a scathing burn, but in my experience not at all the same. I have had so many printers with connection issues, overpriced ink that dries up, and constant mechanical jams that I’ve sworn off ever owning a printer again and made my department paperless. But all I had to do for my Tesla is connect it to wifi, and every few weeks a no-hassle software update delivers some useful new features. I’ve never met a printer that improved with time.

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[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

Brings a whole new element to PC Load Letter

[–] fleabomber@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

So, Wi-Fi problems?

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Your work truck is an HP plotter

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

My compact cargo van is an airbrush strapped to a Roomba.

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