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[–] superkret@feddit.org 71 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Spoiler: She squirted over it, too.

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 32 points 4 months ago

Grandma surely got spit-roasted on that blanket, struggling to get that twisted little toe from outta the stitching.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Yummy grammy juicies ☺️

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 61 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Why does everyone presuposes grandma was a prude woman? Who knows what she did when she was young.

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I was the lucky grandchild tasked with getting rid of my grandma's spicy book collection after she passed. There were so, so many of them.

If the covers are anything to go by, we have similar taste in men.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

saw a VHS titled "throat demon" in my grandmas closet

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 months ago

Your grandma had amazing taste (pun intended).

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Now I'm just curious.

[–] pmk@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I work with old people and can tell you it's not just when they're young.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 12 points 4 months ago

I was trying to avoid that but thank you for volunteering it.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My mom has six siblings. Grandma got it on

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Here's a fun fact I never needed to know: my grandmother had eight children in her life and never had a single orgasm.

You're welcome.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

First things first: garbage bagel

A bagel made with garbage? A bagel stuffed with garbage? A bagel found in the garbage? A bagel so bad it should be considered garbage?

I'll be thinking about this throughout my day. This is good entertainment value! Thank you.

Now, to the subject at hand.

That is horrible to know and a lot more common than we like to admit, even today, in our present time of sexual freedom and liberation. Yet we insist on creating this pure and perfect image for people the moment they become older and that is simply idiotic. Old people were young once.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

My grandparents slept in separate beds in the same bedroom their entire marriage. Like a 1950s sitcom.

That said, that grandmother never knitted anything as far as I know.

[–] TheSealStartedIt@lemmy.world 38 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Heaven has OnlyFans-Access?

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

God set up a shared account

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I mean, God would wouldn't be?

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

absolutely. Imagine the kinky shit he subscribes to on the region locked OnlySaints

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

So many nuns!

[–] Gigliorananomicom@sh.itjust.works 35 points 4 months ago

"This one's for you, Nana"

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 30 points 4 months ago

This is so presumptuous. I don't squirt, I gush.

[–] kryptonidas 28 points 4 months ago
[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 25 points 4 months ago

She had 10 children, she knows her way around.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago

"I remember back in the day when I squirted JUST LIKE THAT."

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I miss you so much gramdma

[–] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 10 points 4 months ago

"We still talk about you."

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

It's pee, but I'm into that.

[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

This is diabolical, i cried from laughing so hard

[–] PlainSimpleGarak 8 points 4 months ago

The blanket was a gift, Todd, I'm keeping it.

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Say hi to your great-grandkids

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

excellent shit post. Still laughing

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 2 points 4 months ago

*squirt post

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 4 months ago

She should be proud of me! Love you Granny and Nanny! RIP 💜