I'll be killed by a bunch of odd, possibly shapeless movie props.
this post was submitted on 12 Mar 2025
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Some kind of internet last stand.
My nemesis showed up.
No one can tell... (Well maybe)... But I should have seen it coming.
I'll live for eternity I guess. Really don't want that tbh
I guess I'll burn to death and then be revived somehow
I get ackshually'd to death in the comments. 💀
A space battle with transcendental Borg Spheres.
Saving the life of an infant/child from some type of shit show.
O...oh...
Oxidation.
I will be deleted and no evidence that I ever existed will be found.
Not sure, but someone’s probably going to find me on the 8th hole wrapped in plastic.
Adorably.
Excrubulently.
Snakebite
Beheaded by the monarch of shitty vehicles.
That's a good question...
To flick snot, you gotta pick your nose.
Let's just say I delved too geedily and too deep and started brain pickin'.
the nose Balrog
A sloth, so I'm sure it will be a slow death.
Napping with a kat?
Working in a server system and it falls on me, if there's a afterlife I'll see the name of system was named "zee"
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Taking a stroll past the knife factory.
Likely it would be from a lethal dose of radiation I would endure while fixing a warp drive that was desperately needed.
I get murder suicided
I guess at 2:13 in the morning/night.
anonymously
Knowing my luck, probably cancer.
Jurassic park comes true - so worth it, at least for the others.
Ummmm I get smothered maybe? Idk or they rise up in numbers and kill me some other way.
King Arthur will come with his coconut playing entourage and claim my mortal soul. I should get a white rabbit. or maybe I should avoid it? Who can tell
Killed by giant snake.
Having the time of my life
In a blaze of TexMex
A 60ft wave off Mullaghmore, Ireland
Yokai
Pulverized and set adrift as an interstellar cloud
🤷♂️
No doubt, it would be an epic tale.
I cant die because some asshole cup threw me off a cliff and turned me into a Hylander.