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[–] thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 44 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Should I post this to software gore?

[–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Oh wow I thought that was multiple screenshots...

I heartily endorse switching to a browser with built-in adblockers (even just specifically for viewing news websites).

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 14 points 6 days ago

Three Partial headlines are shown, what more do you want? 😤

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The bar is so low and these guys still clothesline themselves somehow

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 days ago

It's all fun and games until they figure out how to take us with them

[–] frezik@midwest.social 15 points 6 days ago

Amateur. You're supposed to blame Chinese hackers paid for by George Soros, and go on like nothing happened.

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 6 days ago

he's like well if im gonna do it ill might as well save money on the investigation and cut out the middleman

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 8 points 6 days ago

Can we ban nypost from this comm please? They're not a credible source

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

bucket list

☑ "accidentally" send Steffie in Legal jerkoff video
☑ quit job and watch soaps all day
☐ bungee jump naked, send Steffie video lol

[–] SkupaSalataNaPopustu@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 days ago

Time to tow the clown car to the dump, all the clowns are out.

[–] yopyop@feddit.nl 4 points 6 days ago

Immediately reminded me of this skit from Key and Peele : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbGAaEnecfU

I could see accidently leaving your camera on but this guy had to make a deliberate step to save it and send it.

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

Anthony Weiner woke up in a cold sweat. He had no idea why.

[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I knew it was a guy just from the title alone, it's always a guy who does these things

[–] Makeitstop@lemmy.world 172 points 1 week ago (5 children)

If only he'd sent war plans, he could have just shrugged and moved on like nothing happened.

If it was Trump he would've just grabbed his crotch in front of the press and said "Tariffs!"

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[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 90 points 1 week ago (14 children)

Some of the best parts-

"City Attorney Stefanie Stalheim told investigators she had spoken to Ross about a police officer’s suicide just minutes before she received a video of the mayor going to town on himself."

"Ross tried to put the jack back in the box — explaining to Stalheim that he recorded the “sexy video for his girlfriend” on his lunch break and requested the attorney delete the smut and keep the entire incident between the two of them.

The wanker later told city investigators that his girlfriend’s name also begins with the letter ‘C,’ which is why the vulgar vid was mistakenly sent to a contact saved as ‘City Attorney,’ the outlet reported."

As to political party, the post is "apolitical," so there is no party affiliation.

[–] forrgott@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

As to political party, the post is "apolitical" so there is no party affiliation.

False.

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago

Lol the use of wanker here is 10/10

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[–] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 67 points 1 week ago (32 children)

Why is this grounds for resignation? He clearly said he sent it by accident.

Could happen to anyone.

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[–] PumpkinEscobar@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago

pulled himself out of office Wednesday

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