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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 54 points 1 month ago (1 children)

it's been a rough week for like.. around 450 weeks.

[–] alaphic@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago

People be like: "Just try to think of the last time you were happy and..."

And I'm just over here thinking: "I remember being happy once... It was 1996. I was nine."

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 45 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Fri: Its been a long week and I havent had takeaways in forever I'm going to get takeaways.

sat: Im never getting takeaways again

Next Fri: Its been a long week and I havent had takeaways in forever I'm going to get takeaways.

[–] Luvs2Spuj@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is how I decline into drinking too much. I'm currently on a good path though.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

keep it up, i, a random stranger, am proud of you! :) there's better little treats for you out there!

[–] EsmereldaFritzmonster 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think this is buy design. Capitalism zaps your energy by forcing you to pay the bills and leaves no energy for fun. Lazy fun means consuming. Food, drugs, tech, media, etc.

[–] sockenklaus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

I don't know if I'd go so far as to say it's by design, but I definitely share your observation that capitalism doesn't leave much time and energy you would need to pursue hobbies, and it's way easier to get a dopamine high by consuming.

Even if this phenomenon is not by design, it is definitely synergizing very well with capitalism, and therefore there are people who exploit it and, in turn, support capitalism with their actions.

It is actually a depressing example of Niklas Luhmann's systems theory, which states that every system inherently tends to stabilize itself.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Repeat after me, "food is not a reward."

Don't reward your kid's good behavior with food, you're not training a dog.

[–] Gloomy@mander.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

Well said. Have an upvote.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I would definitely argue that you shouldn't train dogs with food either, at least not in quantities that it's viewed as "food." Tiny bits that have flavor give a little reward which is great for establishing behavior, but rewarding with praise after a while makes for much more engaged and less food-obsessed pets.

[–] Dantpool@kbin.melroy.org 19 points 1 month ago

Rough Week 523: The little treat is now two whole cheesecakes. I should feel ashamed, but I feel nothing without my little treat.

[–] razorcandy@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Perhaps it’s time for a large treat.

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Upgrade that can of coke into a brick 😤

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A brick of coke? Isn't that like millions of dollars worth?

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Google says wholesale for a kilo (brick) is about $20k

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Guess I grossly miscalculated that. Still not in the ballpark of a little treat price. Not that one could physically handle a brick of coke anyway.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

They are pretty easy to lift. It's only a kilo. Even a kid can handle that.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Buying a brick if coke may be 20k, but buying a brik, breaking a mansion windoe and 0arasite skull with it, and taking a few bricks of it's coke before its guards get you? That's $0.81 at home depot.

Truly; virtue is worth more than its weight in gold.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

^This is why my pants don't fit anymore..

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It gets even worse. My little treat is alcohol.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Alcohol becomes your own internal voice, your own thinking working out complex feats of logic and reasoning for why it's okay just one more day and then before long that's your whole life, just that constant hum of background rationalization to get your boost. What steps you have to take to go stop by the Circle K or grocery store after work, or in the middle of the night, or during lunch. The whole while you are confident that it's your own free-will so it can't be a problem.

So anyway, it sucks and hurts inside and out, but escaping before you lose days, months and years to the shit will save your life. I have no idea why such an addictive substance is sold in every convenience store. Our species makes no sense.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Good thing that I don't really care about life, then.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Oof. Me too.

[–] fargeol@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

The weekend does count. And don't call me Shirley

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

If alcohol is your treat, this is how alcoholism or alcohol abuse starts.

[–] Beebabe@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

We all need to be reinforced. That doesn’t change when we become adults. If the little treat isn’t working you are being punished too much or need a different little treat. If the little treat hurts you, such as alcohol, try to find a functionally similar treat that doesn’t. Mine was Boba and fancy coffee for a while.

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Unless you know more than ChatGPT, I've earned this fentanyl drip.

[–] Eq0@literature.cafe 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That feels quite sad, honestly… I wish you all to find fulfillment and happiness without the need for sugar supplements

[–] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago

all good mate. ive got weed

Maybe deeper richer rewards and the paradigms of thought that support them might reproduce the incentive structure of capital a little less?

[–] phonics@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Werthers original is my go to. Sweet, slightly salty. And lasts like 5 mins in your mouth, by the time it's dissolved in your mouth your are already hopefully in your next flow state. And only 20kcal per candy

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

People don't have holidays anymore these days?

[–] breecher@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

I just assume OOP is American. In the civilised world they definitely do.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

"It's just this once" every time.

I find that people don't really answer the question "why not?", they just utter the phrase before doing what they wanted to do, lol.