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[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 10 points 4 hours ago

My boss just lies. My predecessor DID have open heart surgery, and retired so he could have a heart replacement, so he missed a lot of time. They used to have a "sick time bank" but turned it off and enabled rollover instead. So my boss apparently just told everyone he was in his office for 6 weeks while he was hospitalized. Nice, but shouldn't have to risk your own career and retirement to be human.

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 60 points 8 hours ago (4 children)

It just seems like there are so many people in the US that are like "we can't have more mandated vacation days! Chad doesn't work as hard as I do and if he has something nice, I'll die! Also my boss said the company is really depending on me- if I put in the extra hours he can buy another sports car this quarter!"

There's shockingly low class solidarity among labor.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 15 points 6 hours ago

I guess the trouble was that we didn't have any self-admitted proletarians. Everyone was a temporarily embarrassed capitalist. Maybe the Communists so closely questioned by the investigation committees were a danger to America, but the ones I knew—at least they claimed to be Communists—couldn't have disrupted a Sunday-school picnic. Besides they were too busy fighting among themselves.

--John Steinbeck, America and Americans

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 10 points 6 hours ago

It's really gross how many people think everything in life is a zero sum game. The anti gay marriage folks are like that: if gay people can get married then somehow their own marriage is lesser. If people who aren't working get healthcare, then it somehow takes away from them. It's disgusting.

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Absolutely, you have to be very guarded about what you say around colleagues cause some of them will snitch behind your back to higher ups, that's how I lost my job. I'll never make the mistake of speaking my mind with anyone ever again. They will get a fake work persona I'll construct from now on. Can't believe how eager some people are to fuck themselves over just so long as they are doing better than those others they have been conditioned to hate

[–] roscoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 8 hours ago

The percentage of people that would be just as happy with their neighbour having less as they would be with themselves having more is shocking and depressing. It's all about comparisons. Crabs in a bucket.

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 103 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 39 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I know its a joke, but I had a coworker get into a car accident with an 18-wheeler on his lunch break. My bosses first words out of his mouth were, "can you make it back in today?" You could literally see the accident from our location.

[–] rainwall@piefed.social 24 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

You could literally see the accident from our location.

Sounds like he could make it in then. /s

[–] Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 62 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

The perfect country to make a bunch of money if you're young, healthy, highly skilled, and have no kids. If you check all these prerequisites then you are making money like crazy. Just no time off, no flexibility, just working for the man. Everyone else though it's very hard.

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Where do I move to once I'm ready to settle down, I don't see a future in which I raise kids in this country

[–] beveradb@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Anywhere in the EU where it's safe, sane and there's a real social safety net. Just be prepared to learn a new language and culture, be humble and grateful.

[–] Prathas@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (2 children)

What's wrong with Canada, eh?

[–] Evkob@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 hours ago

We're situated geographically between the US (which is not longer a country we can consider as allies) and Russia, and we have 20% of the world's surface freshwater (7% of the world's renewable water flow)

In the upcoming times of global instability and climate crisis, Canada's definitely gonna be seeing some action.

[–] doomcanoe@piefed.social 2 points 3 hours ago
[–] rivvvver@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 10 hours ago

dont forget the rich family!

[–] StrixUralensis@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 18 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Take the bet

Make a lot of money

Move

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 hours ago

Move

before ICE gets to ya

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Home of the brave, land of the free.

Leader of the free world.

Greatest country on earth.

[–] Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Don't forget the strongest economy EVER!

Or the endless amounts of OPPORTUNITY!