Trump says that every time. Clip from Kimmel.
I knew he said it before... but 5 times?! lmao he is truly a sad ridiculous man
Because he's deaf and can't read. He got a hurricane briefing once and tried to correct the drawing with his personal hopes and dreams. That was the last time they gave him a hurricane brief.
People who support this dude are weird for not seeing he's not fit for office. He should step down and let someone younger go, like Biden did. He has way too much ego to admit he lost an election, nevermind stepping down, but it would be the play
Him being unfit for office has little to do with his age, to be clear.
Doesn't it? Nobody is 100% at 80 years old. Also they won't have to live with their decisions.
Nikki Haley was (hopefully) right, that the first party to replace their old white guy would win
Honestly I was worried Trump would nominate Haley, given the way CNN and MSNBC keep trying to paint her as the "reasonable, moderate republican".
We dodged a bullet when Trump's campaign started shitting the bed, but Kamala keeps trying to run back to the cold, dead embrace of the Biden campaign that brought him to 37% approval rating.
Dude's been unfit for office for decades.
Donald, 100%, what would that even look like? Sexually assault twice as many women? Bankrupt twice as many company's?
You'd think he'd remember given he blocked aid to Puerto Rico after Maria – a Category 5 hurricane.
Well perhaps the president of Puerto Rico ought to have done something about that.
What? How can you forget after the whole sharpie thing? That was kind of hilarious. Just draw an arrow on map and redirect Milton towards some immigrants or something buddy. Your succubus hag seems to think weather control is possible and you think highly of your own abilities - give it a try!
He wasn't aiming the hurricane, he was trying to make himself retroactively correct because he didn't know the states names.
The best part about the "they control the weather" theory is that they are posting an old military patent on social media. What's funny about it is that, American patent law being what it is, even if it was real it would prove nothing. I could file a patent for a working dragon; that doesn't mean I have access to a fucking dragon. It just means I have ownership of any dragons that work like the patent I submitted. A patent is only to show ownership of an idea and nothing more.
With military patents, it basically has to reach the "there is absolutely not a snowball's chance in hell this will work and you're only going to use this to con people" level to be denied a patent, and even then...
D E M E N T I A
Idk, maybe we're sleeping on him just being stupid.
Lil bit of both I imagine. Probably a lotta bit of both.
But he has heard of nuking hurricanes.
I mean it makes sense. We need to teach a lesson to those hurricanes.
We don't want to look weak in front of the other weather emergencies.
I want my Leader to be PROUD of his Lack of 5th Grade Education Level!
His simple framework of "if it's a bad thing, it's 10x worse now vs the past so you need me in charge" that he has used forever (including 'American Carnage" in his acceptance speech) really fails when it comes to weather.
First, no normal human is blaming the Biden admin for the strength of hurricanes these days.
Second, if hurricanes are getting worse that implies climate change is real and we need a Democrat in charge to try to stop it.
It's a goddamn tragedy that a plan that stupid actually works on so many people.
First, no normal human is blaming the Biden admin for the strength of hurricanes these days.
glances at Biden's Senatorial record on climate change
I am. All those windmills built, and they can't even put them to use to push back against the storm? I mean what was the point ^gahd^
Windmills?
It seems to me that you aren’t well-versed in adventures—they are giants; and if you’re afraid, get away from here and start praying while I go into fierce and unequal battle with them!
For you my fair lady, I shall defend your beauty and honor by confusingly threatening anyone who make a pass at you
People who support Trump post things Trump said. People who support Harris post things Trump said.
You're not wrong, but that's no reason to stop calling trunk on his shit.
He's so dumb.
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