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[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 150 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] notthebees@reddthat.com 90 points 1 week ago
[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago

aww from the awkward grindr ping to meeting close friends

[-] lelgenio@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

"Sitting on an ice pack" ☠️☠️☠️

[-] Takios@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago

This is my favourite couple in furry comics.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

Social acceptance lies in the delivery.

[-] Biggles@lemmy.myserv.one 8 points 1 week ago

Unacceptable: "She's got a nice set of tits." Acceptable: "She has a dramatic neckline." It's all in the delivery and above all know your audience.

[-] Szyler@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

The difference is probably with or without birth control.

[-] PlainSimpleGarak 6 points 1 week ago

Alright that third one made me laugh. Also, I have you tagged as "metalhead/trekkie". Cheers.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Haha, I did not expect basically a compliment from an internet ~~stranger~~ friend (or anyone for that matter), much less one that I'm able to take.
(And certainly not as a reply to my shitty reposts about cumpies.)

Ty, fellow trekkie!

[-] PlainSimpleGarak 3 points 1 week ago

Rock on 🤘

Spock on 🖖

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[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Lol, this post is so passive-aggressive

"this joke's been done to death"

[-] frezik@midwest.social 99 points 1 week ago

CMV: "Creampie" is a kinky word for default sex.

[-] errer@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

The meme isn’t really correct, creampie implies a good amount of semen leaks out immediately after ejaculation. Kind of the opposite goal of regular sex.

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 week ago

You do understand that semen is not magically absorbed by the woman's body, right? It will always leak. And only one highly motivated little sperm cell is enough to achieve the deed.

[-] Darorad@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You cum more than one sperm?

[-] Kaiserschmarrn@feddit.org 15 points 1 week ago
[-] superkret@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago

Delete this!
From my memory, too!

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

What is that?

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[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago
[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Ew, language.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 90 points 1 week ago

An inescapable truth...your mom got creampied.

[-] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago

Can we call birthdays "parent creampie repercussion day?"

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

What if they were really trying for a child? Hardly a repercussion.

[-] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Creampie Conclusion Day?

Edit: and if birth control is involved, then Newton's Third Law applies. Or we do it the other way, said creampie becomes conceptually infinite.

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[-] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 week ago

It is for the child

[-] Bumblefumble@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago
[-] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

If you exist, someone somewhere got creampied. Simple as. This is the universal truth all physicists are failing to understand:

Why is humanity? Creampie!

Also, yes, IVF counts, too!

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago
[-] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Same principle, smaller scale;)

[-] candybrie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Carefully placing an already growing embryo really doesn't have the same aura of cream to it, y'know? Like there's not even sperm at that point.

[-] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You're thinking too far ahead in the process and forgetting the gooey, juicy genetic material creampied all up in that ovum* by the syringe!

[-] candybrie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Call me crazy, but I don't count an ovum as someone.

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[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago
[-] Zagorath@aussie.zone 13 points 1 week ago

Dah Dah Dah Daaah!

Is that Lustwig van Bearthoven?

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

...are you eager for something?

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Are you eager to nut or be nutted?

[-] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

I had a lady who kept going on about how they were trying for kids, like, all the time. And if it wasn't that, it was her bad knees. Started calling her "No-Knees McFucksalot." I private of course. But like, we get it. Ya'll are fucking.

[-] NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

As somebody with kids, I feel the same way. People asking "are you gonne have more?" Or "were you trying?"

Like yeah I jazz up in there on the reg Aunt Linda thanks for asking about me dropping these loads, pass the ham.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago
[-] socsa@piefed.social 12 points 1 week ago

laughs in $80k of IVF treatments

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

cos playing as creampied

[-] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago

well cumming is nice.

[-] celeste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago
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