Cyberstuck

Cybertruck guy: let’s talk about who can take a bigger load in the rear

It's not the fact that it's electric that makes it a piece of shit.

EDIT: Also, when you say go charge my battery "and watch", am I charging my watch or am I watching you while my battery charges? Why does my watch having a battery have to do with anything?

I hate to admit it, but that paint job upgrades it from "Ugly as all fuck" to "pretty ugly"

Imagine buying a $100k unibody "truck" and talking about somebody else's frame breaking. Also, that bale is likely around 900lbs, which you wouldn't need a very big truck for, regardless.

Cybertrucks being the ones where they had to save weight ON THE FRAME because their stupid stainless panels on the outside THAT DO NOTHING weigh so much.

Everytime one of these cybercuck owners opens their mouth you can just tell how insecure they are are with their masculinity.

How does he think that it is a flex? Hay is a relatively light material. The real challenge would be a metal container containing a liquid substance a la multiple beer kegs. My dad's old Nissan Frontier once held multiple loads (heh) of paint and pulled a trailer full of cement packages without a hitch.

Wasn't it just yesterday that another cyberfarmer destroyed his air suspension with one hay bale?

It's a round bale. They aren't that heavy a few hundred lbs 🤷‍♂️. I can easily flip them over when they tip on their side . I live on a farm the cows kick them around like soccer balls if I put a whole one in their pen. Typical cro mag weak dick thinking.

I'm one-upping your one-upping.

LMAO leave it to people who drive swasitcars to think that their short bed was actually the biggest bed in the world lolol

Why are these people trying to flex on...farmers without knowing anything about farmers (and how much their vehicles can carry)? Did they do a publicity stunt where they sourced a bale? Are they farmers who didn't have a vehicle before the cybertruck to do all the very vehicle dependent farm tasks? Or did purchasing the cybertruck convince them now's the time to break into farming?

Therein lies the issue. What is the point of a truck if it can’t haul? At that point, buy the car.

That paint job looks like some crap 'limited edition' skin in a chance-box mil-sim shooter. Bad enough to fall for that crap in a game, but in real life? Lame.

Actually, Cybercock is using cast aluminium frame which is nowhere near as strong as steel frame used in ALL other pickups.

My 1st gen tundra does this with no issue, and I paid $1800 for it lol

That nasty roll is like 900lbs, most 4 banger trucks can handle that load

And there's pictures on the internet of bumpers/hitches falling off of cybertrucks....

Poe's law strikes again. OOOP has to be joking right? I mean it's not like they're loading up that hay to take back to their apartment in the city. Anyone who's in a position to be moving a bale of hay around, will have used a regular truck before and will have seen hay.

Damn that bottom truck is sexy. The cybertruck looking like a car prototype makes shit from the 60s look futuristic.