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Which is totally nothing like women wanting a man that's 6ft+ tall and makes at least high 6 figures a year minimum and already owns an expensive car and a very nice house.....
It's odd don't you think, that in the end most of us can find someone that makes us happy with no care about specific physical traits or money. It appears that only the truly damage humans can't wake up from that pipe dream.
But there’s a whole points system that scientifically explains why those women aren’t even good enough for you and should be happy to pair up with a man who goons to hentai instead of having a social life.
They should be more appreciative of nice guys smh
/j
Fuck that. I want either a flat chested and skinny or "big tiddy" and thick gf, that watches way too much anime and plays way too much games, and she cannot be my mom in any way of form. However, she must be autistic.
Signed: just some (autistic) guy
So, basically, yout requirements are 1. breathes 2. watches anime
To be honest, she would be there for them if the beta losers that are our rulers didn't think it was a good idea to give them rights in order to take advantage of having more voters because demoncrazy
"Oh, you mean the big tiddy goth gf was inside me this whole time???"
Typically if you go looking for a partner with a checklist you'll be disappointed. Nobody wants to be graded like a piece of pork.
My checklist:
[ ] Must like me
[ ] Don’t be bigoted
Maybe I’m asking too much
I'd love to see this dude that actually thinks that anymore. Today's trend is to just give up on material life like a zen buddist, but be a nihilist.
I would like to know what the dude should look like to pull a btgg. Just out of curiosity
But I'm the main character
The girl is the main character and the guys are just quest mobs
I blame the fact that every guy around their mid 20s has a big-thigh male friend with a small waist that watches anime and plays videogames but still has enough time to introduce a random niche hobby like archery every other week that can be both your cool uncle and a therapist.
How do they do that? Nobody knows.
Meanwhile every other friend and family member seemingly flips a coin to decide if they wanna fall into the racist pipeline every 2-4 years in US depending on how south you live.
That is so oddly specific but also rings true
Like people expecting a working democracy and thinking that it is enough to vote.
Yes everyone knows that in order to have a functional society you need to wear a yellow fluorescent jacket and set fire to a few cars every time you're moderately unhappy about something.
That is actually the case, yes.
yup people need to have stakes in being governed by the system to have an incentive to improve it, if they are too out of touch, then their only incentive would be their safety.
This is pretty reducing of the yellow jacket movement but I don't expect mainstream media to have covered that properly.
my dumb ass, who hasn't touched a dumbbell in years except for moving:
I remember a post where a guy was like “why does she get all dressed up to go out with her friends but with she just wears sweatpants?” and the “with me” clip had bro in basketball shorts, a t-shirt, and a baseball hat. One of the comments said something along the lines “she’s putting as much effort in as you are.”
Too many of us dudes have such garbo fashion sense they seem to believe that wearing a t-shirt without holes and their “nice shorts” is enough to start complaining about women and it’s just sad.
Also, are we talking about being at home, or going out on a date with the guy? If she's chilling at home of course she's gonna be in fucking sweatpants. Do you expect her to look like a TikTok influencer 24/7? Hell, even if it was an outing, if you're going to a regular, mom-and-pop diner or some shit, I also wouldn't expect someone to dress mega fancy, especially if you're already with them.
But yeah, don't wear a plain ass T-shirt and shorts to a nice date and expect your partner to always be ready to model for a fashion brand...
If they were just some guy it would be ok. In my female experience guys like this are overweigh, jobless, don't make a single effort at anything and are convinced women own him to be perfect
Seen a lot of men like this with the "ideals" except they have a good job and think it's a crowning achievement. They also often want their wives to have good jobs and to have separate accounts and expenses? So they want a perfect, pretty, petite wife who's smart, has a great job, but also cooks, cleans, takes care of the house, and their children. What do they bring to the table? Not the looks, money or house help. Their ✨shining personality ✨? Don't worry ladies this alpha nice guy's on the market & just around the corner, lucky you!
Well in return I can be a big tiddy bf who watches anime and plays video games but not too much and can be her mom and her therapist
Look, if I can't be a big tiddy goth babe who plays video games, then that's the next best thing
Luckily my wife is a little goth, plays a couple video games, she's a babe, and I love every part of her. And for some reason she likes me, so I guess I got the best thing anyway.
