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[-] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 56 points 8 months ago

I love how the first two names are the same real names and in alphabetical order, then the next one is nearly a real name, sounds nearly like the first two, and is nearly in alphabetical order, and from there on the names just get weirder and more out of order.

[-] skulblaka@startrek.website 11 points 8 months ago

Watching an AI's sanity leak out in real time is fascinating

[-] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 50 points 8 months ago

My son is also named borts

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[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 47 points 8 months ago
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[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 41 points 8 months ago

Jorch looks like he's repeating 12th grade for the twentieth time.

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 25 points 8 months ago

And Chunus has been living in a cave since kindergarten

[-] rem26_art@fedia.io 32 points 8 months ago

omg is that the yearbook picture of Jort, the inventor of Jorts?!??!!? no way!!!

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 28 points 8 months ago

I mean, not too far off from crazy American names Especially the one that's like someone was Ashleigh and wanted to be "even more unique".

I forget the source but I remember seeing a list of high schoolers in a town in one of the Dakotas. I swear Borts would be on that list.

[-] fernandu00@lemmy.ml 25 points 8 months ago

Nice NFT collection you got there. If we were back in 2022 you'd definitely sell them for some eth.

[-] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 25 points 8 months ago
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[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 24 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

“Hammin, if you say ‘hey, guys, this party needs some Hammin up!’ one more time, I will leave your corpse in a dumpster.”

[-] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago

Are we censoring "AI" now to avoid social media filters?

[-] skygirl@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago

Or just the auto-reply bots that swarm like flies on certain keywords

[-] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

That makes more sense

[-] Infynis@midwest.social 20 points 8 months ago

I like that it forgot it was putting them in alphabetical order halfway through the second line. Also, Foob and Fooby are definitely twins, and I would love to meet their parents

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[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago

I'm actually a little impressed that the words are at all legible. Dune of them even make sense. Which begs the question; how many goddamn Aidens are in this stupid country?

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[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 19 points 8 months ago

Wonder what Chunus is up to these days?

[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago
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[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Aiden & Aiden? Their AI mom could've at least come up with 2 different names for her twin sons.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

Borts is constantly being confused for Borts.

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[-] Gerudo@lemm.ee 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I'm not shitting you. My distant aunt by marriage has 3 kids. Karen, Karin, Karyn

They are Hispanic and have a couple different accents to pronounce them different....but come on.

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[-] Yankee_Self_Loader@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago

I’m sorry, were you talking to me?

[-] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

No, my sons are also named Borts.

[-] SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

No way Borts and Chunus are in the same grade.

[-] nublug@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

aiden aiden braiden bootus borts borts is poetry

edit: oh fuck it's brIaden wtf damn. bootus borts borts is good tho

[-] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 7 points 8 months ago

It's Briaden

[-] DrDominate@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

It tried really hard to keep them in alphabetical order.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

Kill Asheliigynme, fuck Furtus, marry Borts (yes both borts).

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[-] elliot_crane@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

I heard that left Borts was a little bit too interested in WWII history..

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 13 points 8 months ago
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[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 12 points 8 months ago

You'd think AI would be better at replicating text and font, it's quite possibly one of the most intentionally consistent forms you could possibly analyze.

[-] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 8 months ago

How could I forget the Crabbe Brothers, good ol' Shimp and Shamp?

[-] Skates@feddit.nl 11 points 8 months ago

Gotta suck being a teacher for this class when you just know Jorch is gonna end up framed by Tom Riddle for opening the chamber of secrets.

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 10 points 8 months ago

Hobem -> hold them doors

[-] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 8 months ago
[-] dessimbelackis@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

I gotta be Shamp. But you know what they say, better Shamp than Shimp.

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[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

Those names. I'm cryyyyyin 🤣

[-] Gabu@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

Chunus is friend-coded. Well, more-so canadian woodcutter coded, but he looks friendly.

[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

Hunby looks like he'll offer you a sports car if you're the last person to take your hand off it.

[-] TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl 8 points 8 months ago

What kind of AI would name their kids like that.

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[-] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

This is giving me big Mrs. Munger's Class vibes, I love it. And I love that this reminded me of some nonsense I watched when I was a kid. Fucking Mahoot always got me.

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[-] sagrotan@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Awelsh guy orders a gin: "A shelii gynne"

[-] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Jorch without beard is Jort, lol.

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