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Florida Deploys Police To Stare At Crosswalks, Stop Them From Being Painted Rainbow Colors
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Bully the policists and paint other crosswalks.
this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2025
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Quick! Paint somewhere else.
Paint everywhere else. Turn everything that's not guarded in to rainbows of defiance.
You never know when one of those cheeky crossings will turn gay on you.
I looked at the sky the other day after a bit of rain. Boom. Gay. Just like that. It could happen to any of us.
What an incredibly efficient use of taxpayer-funded police forces! Should report it to DOGE, they definitely need to cut funding for that
Yep.
We cant give medicine/healthcare that those that need it, cause its to expensive.
We cant give food to those that need it, cause its too expensive.
We can't provide shelter to those that need it, cause its too expensive.
but somehow, magically, when it comes to the police state and fascism.. Theres always an endless waterfall of money.
There's no IRS, just stop paying taxes...
I guess when one is in a gold-plated conference room with oligarch friends and you collectively have a couple trillion dollars in assets to "protect," peeling away a few billion to pay some of the poors to shoot the other poors before they take your shit (or your head) seems like a pretty reasonable business expense.
When you look at them as the protectors of capital rather than the protectors of the people, it makes a lot more sense.
i mean, you dont even have to look at it that way.
cause it literally is that.
Police, since the begining, have existed to protect the property of the rich. Not the rights of the poor.
They've literally gone to the supreme court to fight against being held accountable to their own "protect and serve" bullshit.
Florida has it own DOGE...
Russia: Rainbow Flag Illegal
USA: Rainbow Flag Illegal
So what's the difference anymore.
Russia has a capable (if thoroughly evil) leader?
It’s the same leader
Mmm, I'd say Ukraine makes that not the case. The capable part, not the evil part.
Maybe. I think Putin's main concern with Ukraine was preventing them from selling natural gas from the Donbas region to Western Europe and undercutting his main source of revenue, and he's achieved that even if he didn't successfully overrun the whole country.
The US also has a very capable leader. As you can see with President Putin's implementation of his controversial policies in the US.
Oh you mentioned some orange old man hanging out in DC? Oh that's just the court jester.
Cause you know, that will stop all the horrible crime the GOP is talking about... You know how dangerous crosswalks are!
Hold the cops down and paint them then
Just wait em out? You're in a seige now, and hopefully the seiging army goes home. Then, you go out and make it a rainbow again.
Go and stand there with buckets of paint and a roller and wait them out. Even better if it's one can labeled "rainbow" paint.
Instead of defund the police, it’s now “run out the police budget”
Is it a crime to buy a vinyl decal for a car that says “rainbow painting” and drive around a city, occasionally stopping near crosswalks to check your phone? I don’t think so.
you'll never run out the police budget.
If you managed to even get close to it, government would step in and take more money from starving children and the ill, to keep their fascist oppressors on the streets.
We all literally just saw this happen.
ICE budget is multiplied by 10 because they "ran out of budget"
Paint police instead? /silly
You only need one color of paint (yellow, in case anyone wonders).
I know what you meant, but arguably this does make them the Paint Police.
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